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  1. PatsFanInVa

    PatsFanInVa PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Sorry about the football related content, but it just strikes me we can take out some of our aggression on its most natural target, the Miami Dolphins. I'll start.

    The only league where the Dolphins might win eight games is the League of Women Voters.

    I know you guys can be funnier than this.

    PFnV
  2. Tunescribe

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    #61 Jersey

    The Dolphins don't believe in Jesus! Wait a minute ... Hey! I passed 2,000 posts and didn't even know!
    Last edited: Oct 24, 2006
  3. HAMMERMILL

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    They play more like 'Jesus doesn't believe in them':p
  4. PatsFanInVa

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    Give 'em a break. Their first string savior is injured and they're on the emergency backup savior now.

    How about...

    In the NFL, on any given Sunday, any given team can beat the Miami Dolphins...
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    '...every given team can beat the Dolphins' seems more fitting for this thread, and this season.

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