I figured we could add a thread for people to add jokes they read, get by e-mail, etc. Please add them to this thread as you feel the need, and hopefully we'll have a good library put together in this thread. I'll start: ------------ A priest and a nun decide to go golfing one day. For a while, the two enjoy their round peacefully, but on the 3rd hole green, the priest misses an easy putt and yells out, "S&^t! I missed!" The nun turns to him and says, "Father please donâ€™t swear!" He grumbles under his breath and returns to the game. When they reach the next green, the priest is in the same position and misses the putt once again, he then yells out, "S&^t! I missed!" Once again the nun says, "Please Father, donâ€™t swear like that!" He then grumbles under his breath and they resume playing. On the next hole, they make it to the green, and once again the priest misses his easy putt and shouts "S&^t! I missed!" At this point the nun says, "Father, if you donâ€™t stop swearing, then God will strike you dead!" They then continue to the next hole, and for the fourth time, the priest misses a simple putt on the green, he yells, "S&^t! I missed!" Then the sky darkened, the wind picked up, hail fell from the clouds and pummeled the earth, then God himself appeared in the sky and unleashed a thunderbolt which struck the nun and killed her. Then the Almighty turned his face upward and said, "S&^T! I MISSED!"