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    http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/629201/3_new_john_mccain_jokes.html?cat=60
    Joke 1: Early one morning during the Presidential Campaign, John McCain heard a knock on his front door. He opened the door to find a high-school-age girl wearing a "Vote for McCain" t-shirt.

    "I saw you on TV last night, debating with the other candidates," she said.

    McCain nodded. "The other candidates say I'm too old," he said. "They say I'm losing my memory and that I won't be able to remember the names of foreign leaders if I'm elected. But I'm going to prove them wrong."

    "Good," said the girl.

    "Now tell me, young lady," said McCain, "what is your name?"

    The girl looked confused. "It's ME, Grandpa."
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    A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, “This joke isn’t going to work because there’s no Muslim in this boat.”
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    Barack Obama made a big announcement, Barack Obama announced that next month, he wants to spend a week on vacation in Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah, after hearing about it, President Bush said "I can't believe he's taking another trip to a foreign country."
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    http://www.mustsharejokes.com/page/Barack Obama jokes by Jay Leno

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