Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[patsbrasilpatriotas]

I lived in Hazleton and watched a lot of his games.. This kid is awful.

 

[Bill Lee]

Hot damn! The Green Beans reached for another bad quarterback prospect to ruin! And wasted a second-round pick on him to muddy the waters further with Fitzpatrick and Gee-No!

Thank you Woody, Cro-Magnon and the Bowels Movement!

Jets take a flier on Hackenberg as QB of future

From the link: Opinions on Hackenberg's NFL prospects are all over the map. He regressed mightily the past two years after a impressive freshman season under Bill O'Brien with the Nittany Lions. Although the 6-foot-4 Hackenberg is a prototypical pocket passer with an effortless motion, his accuracy and mechanical issues are obvious red flags.

He sounds PERFECT for the Jets!

Geno better not borrow any money off him!

 

[Tunescribe]

He sounds PERFECT for the Jets!

Geno better not borrow any money off him!

I'd pay $100 to see Hackenberg break Gee-No!'s jaw in the locker room.

 

[TomPatriot]

So? Have you seen the Jets' cheerleaders? Here's one:

 

[Bill Lee]

BSPN ( Jets take Hackenberg, muddling QB situation ) reports:

Hackenberg said he wasn't watching the draft on TV. He said he was playing cornhole in his family's backyard in Virginia when the Jets made the pick.

"My mom came running out with the phone," he said. "I really didn't know what was going on. I'm really, really fortunate, man. Really grateful."

Kid sounds really plugged in, eh?

 

[1960Pats]

The Jets QB pick was playing "cornhole" in his backyard. I'm afraid to ask how that game is played.

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jets QB pick was playing "cornhole" in his backyard. I'm afraid to ask how that game is played.

It was in Virginia, which should offer a hint.

"Pappy, go out yonder and tell the young 'un to put his pants on and come inside. He's gonna be a Jersey Green Bean!"

 

[Bill Lee]

The Jets QB pick was playing "cornhole" in his backyard. I'm afraid to ask how that game is played.

Ask any Jets fan, they've been playing cornhole for decades now.

"Pappy, go out yonder and tell the young 'un to put his pants on and come inside. He's gonna be a Jersey Green Bean!"

And tell his brother to come in too!

 

[captain stone]

So? Have you seen the Jets' cheerleaders? Here's one:

Which public restroom does she use?

 

[Joker]

cornhole, eh?...makes sense. The Rats got rid of one cornholer in Sanchez so they just filled the cornholer spot with another degeneRAT. Every other NFL team uses player integrity as a factor in the draft, the Rats prize degeneracy.

 

[Joker]

OK, Hacks...time for your first film study...now, PAY ATTENTION...

 

[BTTA]

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[Tunescribe]

OK, Hacks...time for your first film study...now, PAY ATTENTION...

It never gets old. I don't think I've laughed as hard since the moment that happened. Actually, yes I did -- on the ensuing kickoff when Edelman plucked that fumble out of midair and returned it for a touchdown.

 

[The Gr8est]

OK, Hacks...time for your first film study...now, PAY ATTENTION...

It is amazing that even though we've all seen this a million times, I will occasionally laugh out loud when I see this again.

It is THAT much of an epic failure.

 

[Tunescribe]

It is amazing that even though we've all seen this a million times, I will occasionally laugh out loud when I see this again.

It is THAT much of an epic failure.

It has its own (very detailed) Wikipedia entry. Worth reading at least once: Butt fumble - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[The Gr8est]

It has its own (very detailed) Wikipedia entry. Worth reading at least once: Butt fumble - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"in that quarter, the Jets held the ball for over 12 minutes (out of 15), but were outscored 35–3."

 

[Tunescribe]

"in that quarter, the Jets held the ball for over 12 minutes (out of 15), but were outscored 35–3."

"The TV cameras found Rex Ryan on the sideline exclaiming, 'Un-f*cking-believable!' Some Jets fans left MetLife Stadium; others booed and chanted for backup quarterback Tim Tebow to take over. By the two-minute warning before half time, the score was 35–0, and the stadium loudspeakers played 'It Ain't Over 'til It's Over.' Fireman Ed left the game before halftime, and he would retire his role as the team's unofficial mascot following the game."

 

[The Gr8est]

"The TV cameras found Rex Ryan on the sideline exclaiming, 'Un-f*cking-believable!' Some Jets fans left MetLife Stadium; others booed and chanted for backup quarterback Tim Tebow to take over. By the two-minute warning before half time, the score was 35–0, and the stadium loudspeakers played 'It Ain't Over 'til It's Over.' Fireman Ed left the game before halftime, and he would retire his role as the team's unofficial mascot following the game."

Brandon Moore's game-worn pants should be in the HOF.

 

[IcyPatriot]

BSPN ( Jets take Hackenberg, muddling QB situation ) reports:

Kid sounds really plugged in, eh?

From cornhole to Jet's glory hole ... that's a bad tradeoff.

 

[ViperGTS]

From cornhole to Jet's glory hole ... that's a bad tradeoff.

Just wait until Marshall starts spouting off.

Get the popcorn ready!