Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[hypotherion]

 

[captain stone]

Who needs Matt Flynn when we have Ryan Lindley, the Chris Martin of QBs?

 

[Tunescribe]

Another Green Puke criminal moron tries to get away with BREAKING THE LAW and is nailed!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000513576/article/jets-guard-oday-aboushi-suspended-one-game

New York Jets guard Oday Aboushi was suspended Thursday for the first game of the season for violating the NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse.

"Oday was pulled over for a traffic stop in Morris Plains, New Jersey, on Jan. 10," Aboushi's representatives said in a statement obtained by NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport. "During the stop, police recovered a very small amount of marijuana from his vehicle. Oday accepted responsibility for the traffic infraction and all other charges were dismissed."

"I apologize for my actions and understand the repercussions," Aboushi said in a statement. "This is something I've learned from and I'm focused on moving forward."

 

[captain stone]

The lesson learned here, ladies & gentlemen, is:
Whenever you're holding, always - ALWAYS - obey all traffic laws.

 

[Tunescribe]

The lesson learned here, ladies & gentlemen, is:
Whenever you're holding, always - ALWAYS - obey all traffic laws.

Just don't "hold" while driving, period. You could have a taillight out and not know it. The bigger lesson is if you're a New Jersey Green Bean, minimize your time in the public domain.

 

[Skree]

Watching the Jets play the Falcons right now. What a clown car this Jets team is.

 

[Tunescribe]

Watching the Jets play the Falcons right now. What a clown car this Jets team is.

Not available here, unfortunately. I'm in the mood for some comedy.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

The Falcons went through the Jets like a hot knife through
Butter!!!!

 

[IllegalContact]

Joke of the day

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/f...-info-season-ticket-holders-article-1.2336765

The Jets sent postseason ticket information to their season-ticket holders on Tuesday, despite Gang Green’s 4-12 record last season and the fact that the team hasn’t made the playoffs since 2010.

 

[Bill Lee]

Joke of the day

I hope the Jets were kind enough to include information in the letter explaining what a playoff is.

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

It's been 17,019 days since the Jets last Super Bowl win. That's 408,456 hours. That's 24,507,360 minutes.... and that's a ****ty Organization.

 

[BTTA]

It's been 17,019 days since the Jets last Super Bowl win. That's 408,456 hours. That's 24,507,360 minutes.... and that's a ****ty Organization.

Your conclusion can't be true, because Jets front office is the training ground for pro football excellence - the NFL front office!

 

[Rusty Coupe]

Those leftover Tebow jerseys' weren't going to sell themselves, but now in conjunction with an AC/DC tour you can purchase a 'special' one like this for a mere $150. Never change Woody. per NYDN

 

[Tunescribe]

Those leftover Tebow jerseys' weren't going to sell themselves, but now in conjunction with an AC/DC tour you can purchase a 'special' one like this for a mere $150. Never change Woody. per NYDN

That is pathetic.

 

[1960Pats]

The last time the Jets won a title a stamp cost 5 cents.

 

[Joker]

The precious "OG OG OG J-T-S-E!!!" morons are at it again....

They won the gaa gaa goony Snoopy Bowl...what a crackhead organization this is...

 

[PatsBoy12]

It's been 17,019 days since the Jets last Super Bowl win. That's 408,456 hours. That's 24,507,360 minutes.... and that's a ****ty Organization.

Well for what it's worth, Revis said this will change. He predicted a SB this season for the Jests, no?

 

[Tunescribe]

This is good stuff. Another idiot Green Beans quarterback pissing off the fan base. And he hasn't even played a game yet.

http://time.com/4015967/new-york-jets-bryce-petty-pizza-controversy/

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

Kerry J. Byrne ‏@footballfacts 8m8 minutes ago
#JoeNamath still all-time leading passer in @nyjets history ... which says a lot about the 1968 defending #SuperBowl champs.

 

[SunshineSammy]

I gotta say, even before the injury, Geno is the dumbest looking QB in the NFL. And that is saying a lot.

Really??

How so???