Q: What do you call 52 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Jets . Q: What do the Jets and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q: How do you keep a Jet out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: What do you call a Jet with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: What's the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Jets and opossums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.