townes
Third String But Playing on Special Teams
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Reminds me of a horoscope printed in The Onion a while back: "You're half right: Heaven does not, in fact, want you, but Hell is not the least bit concerned that you might take over."
My favorite Onion headline is still this:
HOMOSEXUAL TEARFULLY ADMITS TO BEING NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR