Jets become the biggest losers!

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Three fat slobs are having a weight losing competition.

Rex Ryan challenges players to weight loss competition | ProFootballTalk.com

 

[IcyPatriot]

Three fat slobs are having a weight losing competition.

Rex Ryan challenges players to weight loss competition | ProFootballTalk.com

... why didn't they just draft and sign every DB available this year.

So I guess the post game spread will be veggies, tofu and Diet Coke.

So maybe Rex will do the reality TV circuit - Biggest Loser, Dancing with the Stars ... American Idol even.

 

[Kontradiction]

This just tells me that Jenkins and Woody haven't exactly been keeping up with their offseason conditioning program.

 

[A.C Vegas]

you mean they just became the biggest losers I thought they were already

 

[DaBruinz]

Not quite a fair challenge since Rexy had the bariatric surgery and lap band installed.. That automatically gives him a head start on them..

 

[Deus Irae]

This just tells me that Jenkins and Woody haven't exactly been keeping up with their offseason conditioning program.

Woody and Jenkins are notorious for remaining "big". Of course, the Patriots have Wilfork, so it's not as if Patriots fans should be bagging on the Jets for this.

 

[Kontradiction]

Woody and Jenkins are notorious for remaining "big". Of course, the Patriots have Wilfork, so it's not as if Patriots fans should be bagging on the Jets for this.

Yeah but if their coach has challenged them to a biggest loser type of competition, that must mean that they're more out of shape than usual.

 

[Mangold74]

Woody always stays at a high weight. Since he's been on the Jets he's always been large but his footwork is great. I'm sure Jenkins gained some weight from not being active. All the big guys like Wilfork and Jenkins could help themselves by losing some weight.

 

[spacecrime]

Woody always stays at a high weight. Since he's been on the Jets he's always been large but his footwork is great. I'm sure Jenkins gained some weight from not being active. All the big guys like Wilfork and Jenkins could help themselves by losing some weight.

Not sure I agree about Wilfork and Jenkins. NT's and DT's anchor the line, and being heavy, real heavy, is often an asset. Ted Washington was huge, but he could move. So can Wilfork. I don't know about Jenkins, but I assume he can or he'd be ineffective.

Woody (and OLine in general) is different. They NEED a certain amount of agility. As a Patriot, Woody was very good, but he often let his weight get too high.

I have no idea why coaches like Weiss and Ryan get surgery. I mean, it's because they are way too fat, but do they have so little discipline they cannot shut their piehole for a couple hours a day? They don't need high weight to block or attack blockers, so just friggin eat less. It ain't rocket science. We're not talking about an extra 30-40 pounds. We're talking 100+ pounds too much. You have to eat a LOT to maintain that bulk.

 

[Kontradiction]

Not sure I agree about Wilfork and Jenkins. NT's and DT's anchor the line, and being heavy, real heavy, is often an asset. Ted Washington was huge, but he could move. So can Wilfork. I don't know about Jenkins, but I assume he can or he'd be ineffective.

Woody (and OLine in general) is different. They NEED a certain amount of agility. As a Patriot, Woody was very good, but he often let his weight get too high.

I have no idea why coaches like Weiss and Ryan get surgery. I mean, it's because they are way too fat, but do they have so little discipline they cannot shut their piehole for a couple hours a day? They don't need high weight to block or attack blockers, so just friggin eat less. It ain't rocket science. We're not talking about an extra 30-40 pounds. We're talking 100+ pounds too much. You have to eat a LOT to maintain that bulk.

Even with that surgery, Weis is STILL a fat slob. At least Ryan looked like he lost a little bit of weight from what I saw of him during the draft.

 

[RayClay]

Glad to see Woody's still fat. Grier's best pick has talent but can't snap or turn down a bacon triple cheeseburger.

NT's need to be otherwordly big.

 

[Rex Ryan's Gut]

Yeah but if their coach has challenged them to a biggest loser type of competition, that must mean that they're more out of shape than usual.

Or, it could be just for fun!

 

[VJCPatriot]

I think they are collectively trying to keep from blotting out the sun. It just might work, depends on how much weight they can drop!

 

[Tunescribe]

But what are they going to do about all their fat, ugly fans? And the mentally ill ones, like Angry Fire Elf?

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

I heard Big Ben is having a similar contest with his teammates in PGH - who can rape the most females between now and TC

 

[Patjew]

Or, it could be just for fun!

You might have to change your name to Rex Ryan's Six Pack Abs.

 

[Deus Irae]

Well, one piece of the hefty puzzle has been revealed:

Kris Jenkins is feeling good these days, even though the New York Jets nose tackle has revealed he's tipping the scales at 390 pounds — 30 more than his listed playing weight.

Jets' 390-pound Jenkins faces weighty challenge - NFL- nbcsports.msnbc.com

 

[Kontradiction]

Or, it could be just for fun!

Looks like I was right.