VJCPatriot
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The Darkside Defense. I like it! A lot of sinister connotations there.
Here is our cast of characters:
Bill Belichick - The Emperor. The mastermind who pulls the strings. He is ruthless in victory. Many people hate him, and few understand him. But it can not be denied that he gets results and all he cares about is winning. The hoodie tells you all you need to know. BB does not care for the trappings of power or who gets the credit, he cares about getting results.
Scott Pioli - Darth Vader. Belichick's right hand man. The man responsible for scouting and recruiting much of the talent that made possible the Patriots Dynasty and 3 Superbowl Championships. He is a consummate professional and his strengths have become the strengths of the New England Empire.
Adalius Thomas - Bobba Fett. A highly skilled mercenary who decided to join the winning side, plus the pay ain't bad!
Randy Moss - Han Solo. He was often misunderstood and labeled a malcontent. But when the going gets tough, you can count on this talented rogue to deliver the goods and the TDs. His top speed exceeds that of the Millenium Falcon.
Richard Seymour - Chewbacca. He is a powerful player, and although he is not overly talkative he is a guy you can always count on in the trench wars. Definitely not an individual to underestimate on the field of battle. Richard often commands doubleteams, a true testament to his superhuman strength.
Tom Brady - Luke Skywalker. The hero that always gets the girl and comes through in the end. He has now matured through adversity and is ready to captain the Patriots into a historic campaign in 2007. He calmly handles the media firestorm and pass rushing linemen with equal ease. There are rumors that he has bulls eyed womp rats with his T150. When you see the precision of his throws, there is little doubt that he could easily do so if he wished.
Wes Welker - R2D2. The little hero that could. Don't underestimate this crafty receiver because of his stature. Wes is a tremendous swiss army knife of a football player that just finds a way to win and contributes with his clutch catches as well as with his kick returns.
Rodney Harrison - Obi Wan Kenobi. The mentor and leader of the Patriots defensive backfield. He leads not just with his mouth but through his play and toughness on the field. Rodney has resurrected himself after being struck down in San Diego. He came back stronger than they could have ever imagined, playing an integral role in the Patriots 3 Superbowl championship seasons.
Bob Kraft - Princess Leia. The cosummate diplomat and classy individual. This dedicated owner brought credibility and integrity to the Patriots organization. He understands that delegating responsibility properly to competent individuals is more important than looking like he's in charge. He is responsible for bringing winning back to New England and garners respect throughout the league. Kraft is not just the owner of the Patriots, he is a well liked ambassador of the game of football and his efforts to give back to the community and to charity are well documented.
Well now that the casting is complete let's go to sound effects! I think the Patriots should add the Star Wars overture to the TD celebration music list. The Patriots should also march onto the field accompanied by the Imperial March theme. That would be very cool. Kind of an indirect message to the league and the public that the Patriots are NOT to be messed with. It would be even more awesome if they could get a live orchestra to perform it like in this clip below. You want to see an Evil Empire media? Watch us now. And just what are you going to do about it??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_95hdy6Nw
Here is our cast of characters:
Bill Belichick - The Emperor. The mastermind who pulls the strings. He is ruthless in victory. Many people hate him, and few understand him. But it can not be denied that he gets results and all he cares about is winning. The hoodie tells you all you need to know. BB does not care for the trappings of power or who gets the credit, he cares about getting results.
Scott Pioli - Darth Vader. Belichick's right hand man. The man responsible for scouting and recruiting much of the talent that made possible the Patriots Dynasty and 3 Superbowl Championships. He is a consummate professional and his strengths have become the strengths of the New England Empire.
Adalius Thomas - Bobba Fett. A highly skilled mercenary who decided to join the winning side, plus the pay ain't bad!
Randy Moss - Han Solo. He was often misunderstood and labeled a malcontent. But when the going gets tough, you can count on this talented rogue to deliver the goods and the TDs. His top speed exceeds that of the Millenium Falcon.
Richard Seymour - Chewbacca. He is a powerful player, and although he is not overly talkative he is a guy you can always count on in the trench wars. Definitely not an individual to underestimate on the field of battle. Richard often commands doubleteams, a true testament to his superhuman strength.
Tom Brady - Luke Skywalker. The hero that always gets the girl and comes through in the end. He has now matured through adversity and is ready to captain the Patriots into a historic campaign in 2007. He calmly handles the media firestorm and pass rushing linemen with equal ease. There are rumors that he has bulls eyed womp rats with his T150. When you see the precision of his throws, there is little doubt that he could easily do so if he wished.
Wes Welker - R2D2. The little hero that could. Don't underestimate this crafty receiver because of his stature. Wes is a tremendous swiss army knife of a football player that just finds a way to win and contributes with his clutch catches as well as with his kick returns.
Rodney Harrison - Obi Wan Kenobi. The mentor and leader of the Patriots defensive backfield. He leads not just with his mouth but through his play and toughness on the field. Rodney has resurrected himself after being struck down in San Diego. He came back stronger than they could have ever imagined, playing an integral role in the Patriots 3 Superbowl championship seasons.
Bob Kraft - Princess Leia. The cosummate diplomat and classy individual. This dedicated owner brought credibility and integrity to the Patriots organization. He understands that delegating responsibility properly to competent individuals is more important than looking like he's in charge. He is responsible for bringing winning back to New England and garners respect throughout the league. Kraft is not just the owner of the Patriots, he is a well liked ambassador of the game of football and his efforts to give back to the community and to charity are well documented.
Well now that the casting is complete let's go to sound effects! I think the Patriots should add the Star Wars overture to the TD celebration music list. The Patriots should also march onto the field accompanied by the Imperial March theme. That would be very cool. Kind of an indirect message to the league and the public that the Patriots are NOT to be messed with. It would be even more awesome if they could get a live orchestra to perform it like in this clip below. You want to see an Evil Empire media? Watch us now. And just what are you going to do about it??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_95hdy6Nw
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