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  1. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    This post does not exist. It is a figment of your imagination in an ephemeral "place" we call the Internet. Your mind has been trained to believe that what you are reading here is real. It is a mere mental projection based upon a series of assumptions and beliefs you have been brainwashed into accepting, so that computer manufacturers and various service providers can take your hard-earned money. You are hereby advised to refocus yourself on tangible reality before it is too late and you become completely absorbed in this faux netherworld. Go outside and feel the sun on your face. Remind yourself what grass smells like. Touch an animal. Have a real-time conversation with another human being, face to face. Write a loved one a letter using pen and paper. And then mail it to them.

    Good luck.
     
  2. shirtsleeve

    shirtsleeve In the Starting Line-Up

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    I can see the fnords.

    I do not fb, ms, tweet or anything else. I belong to two boards to keep me amused while I burn away the hours at work.

    I do use e-mail. Electronic letters mailed instantly are convenient.
     
  3. Tunescribe

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    What are fnords?
     
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    KontradictioN Do you even lift? PatsFans.com Supporter

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    fnordcirlces?
     
  5. Tunescribe

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    That didn't help any.
     

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