Discussion in 'The PatsFans.com Pub' started by Real World, Aug 29, 2008.
Which of these would you want to be reincarnated as, and why?
Hmmm... I've asked myself this question time, and time again, and I still dunno what I'd choose.
Maybe Mr. Palin. Other than that I guess I'm happy as is.
Then pick the measly peasant that you are!
I wouldn't mind being that garden hose for a few minutes.
Famous actor no doubt. Millions of dollars for awful films and everyone listens to your uninformed point of view of the world.
I don't want to be a PEASANT the season opens soon and Chaneys got a lot of time on his hands.
HAHA! Her name is Jessica Burciaga. Google her. You won't be disappointed I promise.
Ok, I chose a singer. Singers get to live a care free lifestyle even when they're old and wrinkled. They get to sleep with mutliple hot women with no strings attached, and even when they're old and wrinkled. Also, singers get to express any informative, or idiotic thought they possess through the songs they sing. So basically you get to live with a very clear conscience. You can raise money for charity, sleep with hot women, party without losing your integrity (no one expects singers to be alterboys after all), and incase I forgot to mention it, they get to sleep with lots of hot women.
does it have to be human? i'd come back as a lion or bird!
Rock Star... No question.
i would choose athlete over singer. singers get old and turn into Keith Richards or Ozzy.
Famous singer: you can create your own life (not have to hassle with movie execs like an actor would) and your career would last much longer than a professional athlete's.
I went with politician, but only a high office like President. I know the other things are maybe sexier picks/a lot more fun, but to be able to maybe bring some common sense to politics would be an irresistible opportunity for me.
Thankfully for you all I am essentially unelectable, so you won't have to worry about President Stokes ruling you like a King.
I said actor. Not really sure why except of the negatives about the others.
Peasant - bean there done that
Singer - It is very hard to stay relevant. You get a few years of fame and then the music interests change and everyone laughs at your spandex pants and long hair (or whatever the latest fad was)
Politician - way to much BS to have to sit through in congress and put up with on a daily basis. Normal people don't want to be politicians.
Athlete - too much of a chance of getting hurt. Way too much work with all that training in the offseason.
I guess I figure actors have it pretty easy... at least once they get noticed. Other than have zero privacy and maybe the occasional stalker, I don't see too many drawbacks.
I think it's safe to say that any of the above options would result in your being a porno star, on a nightly basis!
Gotta go famous actor. Millions for bad movies, then my own reality show when I'm on the career decline.
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