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If You Could Taser One Patriot Hater

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Who gets Tasered?

  1. Borges

    2 vote(s)
    1.9%
  2. Ditka

    1 vote(s)
    0.9%
  3. Goodell

    6 vote(s)
    5.6%
  4. Mangini

    10 vote(s)
    9.3%
  5. Mercury Morris

    25 vote(s)
    23.1%
  6. Polian

    11 vote(s)
    10.2%
  7. Shula

    6 vote(s)
    5.6%
  8. Specter

    15 vote(s)
    13.9%
  9. Tomase

    16 vote(s)
    14.8%
  10. Other (specify)

    16 vote(s)
    14.8%
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  1. newton_tom_cat

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    They all deserve it I know, but if you could only Taser one of them, who would it be and why?
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    Hmmm....Gregg Easterbrook probably. At first, his vitriol was seen as way over the top and kind of a joke, but it seems that since no one put a stop to it, more people are accepting his garbage as fact.
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    Mike and Mike in the morning. I know it is 2, but they are connected together.
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    ** NOTE TO BOARD MONITOR: CAN YOU PLEASE CORRECT SPELLING OF TASER IN THE TITLE. THIS IS IMPORTANT! ** THANKS
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    i picked tomase. mangini was my other consideration. i was thinking mangini because it sounds like he started the whole spygate thing in the 1st place. and it just built and built into one giant and perhaps super bowl losing distraction. but i settled on tomase. i think his piece the day before on the rams pre-game taping is what put this team, especially the coaching staff, over the edge and got them off their game. not that i can prove that's just my hunch. i mean the day or night before a super bowl is sacred and to drop something like that on them was inexusable. and what sealed the deal for tasing tomase is that he's a home town reporter who up until this point hadn't really been a patriot hater. it was utter betrayal.
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    yeah cause it looks like 'taste' to someone with dyslexia i'd bet haha
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    i really wish we could edit thread titles because my typing stinks
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    Strahan, that gap-toothed, spongebob lookin, can't talk right Godd@m retard.

    Stomp this! :D
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    Yeah, I was originally thinking Newton had gone Broleback on us! :D
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    don't believe in the taser.
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    I think Newton Tom Cat was being quite reasonable. If I started this thread it would probably read If You Could Poison One Patriot Hater....
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    can't we run some speaker wire or something and hit them all?
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    Tomase.
    A rat is worse than a jerk any day of the week.
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    Goodell by a landslide, but I won't say why or I might get tased.
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    Marshall Faulk
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    What no Felger? :rolleyes:
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    Ummmm, they're human beings remember? Their kids might even peruse this board.
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    Goodell, he started it and made it bigger than it should have ever been.. no mercy on that corporate fool.. my guess is when history is written and we know the whole story, is that the tapes that the Pats gave to the NFL showed wide spread cheating across the board by many teams.. to preserve the "integrity" of the game, he had to destroy them all.

    Goodell, in his rush to judgement, made a huge mistake and that is why he is so slow to react to Mattie Walsh, scum bag mother fucker..
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    Gotta go with Mercury Morris, at least for this season, probably not in the long term. His arguments for why the Pats would not have been better ( :( )
    made no sense and hated them for his own hopes at lone immortality. He was simply annoying and bitter.

    I'd like to see him freestyle whilst being tased.


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    DON'T TASE ME BRO


    (youtube that one)
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    Tomase
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    In that order
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    I went with Easterbrook. Was going to go with Morris but I figure that he will either start using or dealing again and we will not hear from him when he is back in prison.
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    Specter is a piece of self agransizing anal cavity, who is an EAGLE homer with a propensity for small farm animals. There. Did that fully explain why?
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    Mine would be Merrill Hoge.I'd like to give Him a permanant concussion rather than taser Him however.I do wish Mercury Moris more prison love as well.
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    you can only have 10 poll choices, otherwise he would have been on there. dungy too.
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    I'd never do this literally.

    However, in the spirit of this thread, I'd say Tomase, just because I think it would look and sound funniest.
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    come on, who among us wouldn't like to see all those listed + certain others lined up and zapped like these people:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by5_8SpGX-E
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    i'm not so sure about tasering, but if i had to choose which of the idiots on that list i would prefer to remain "unseen and unheard" for the rest of my life, it would be a toss-up between ditka and shula. if forced, i'd give the edge to ditka because ditka has the regular audience and shula at times seems "non compos mentis" or under the influence of some substance...
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