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  1. patsox23

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    ...have sex with children that would be a TERRIBLE thing. That would be SOOO wrong. And unholy. It would be HORRIBLE if he did that.

    That's essentially how his segments are going. Drop the "if" clause in at the beginning and then, establishing the premise, pretend that that IS what actually happened.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    what the ****?

    get out of here with this ****.

    Steve Young is a class act and for you to post this garbage is ridiculous
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    Steve Young is not a class act.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    I heard a source said he did. Must be true.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    You're a fool if you don't understand the analogy I'm making. As for Steve Young being "a class act..." um...NO. Criticize away, that's fine, but let's be silly.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    You're missing the point of the post, ace. What patsox23 was saying is that you can get away with saying anything if you word it as speculation... but the masses, hearing someone on TV say it, will take it as God's honest truth.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    Nice job stooping to someone else's level. This is in very poor taste :rolleyes:
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    Steve Young is not a class act (I'm even setting aside what a huge social conservative he is in saying that).

    I understand the analogy the OP is trying to make. It's a bit garish, but I see what he means.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    Well he is a Mormon. Don't they bang 14 year old girls? I mean, as long as we're relying on assumption and innuendo I think it's safe to say that Steve Young is in fact a molester of children.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    An unnamed source told me that Eli Manning gives little girls oreo cookies so he can have sex with them.

    I can't confirm it is true but if it is it really does taint his character.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    These allegations of Steve Young having sex w/ child need to be investigated immediately!

    I wonder if Young is his actual name or maybe he changed it to that when he discovered his love children?
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    Well, I've read his middle name is "likes 'em".
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    Actually, he's a hypocritical ass. But if that makes him classy I guess that is why Tomlinson is considered classy too.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    An unnamed source told me the Giants were caught attempting to spike the Patriots Gatorade with arsenic for tonight's game.

    I can't confirm if it is true, but if it is then it really brings their character and ethics into question.

    This is fun. :D
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    This thread is a bit over the top.
    I understand the analogy,but..............
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    Can we remember that young eyes read this MB too and use an example that isn't quite so harsh?????
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    Seriously, guys, you have it all wrong! why would you make something up like that?

    Steve likes LITTLE BOYS, not girls!
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    No, Steve Young is a ball bag in a suit.
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    Re: IF Steve Young really did have sex with children....

    And most likely more than one. Mormons are polygamists, right?

    So, to summarize, I heard from a source Steve Young is married to seven 14 year old girls. Someone please let the AP know.

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