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which would u pick with a gun to your head?

  1. Eat Diarrhea (sp) in a Bread Bowl

    2 vote(s)
    8.3%
  2. Eat a Bronchitis booger sandwich (standard wonder bread)

    1 vote(s)
    4.2%
  3. Beer Bong full of Puke (equal to 2 beers)

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    0.0%
  4. Eat Earwax in a Waffle Cone

    9 vote(s)
    37.5%
  5. 20 oz bottle of urine thats been out in sun for 1 day

    4 vote(s)
    16.7%
  6. Pull the Trigger, Jerk

    8 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Keegs

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    Ok this is gross i know, but i have to do it. I must know what you guys would pick. I've given this to friends before and they cannot choose.
    If you had a gun to your head and a man was going to kill you unless you did one of the following, which would you do?Keep in mind this is in a place where no one could see you, so there is no embarrassment factor, nobody would know you had to do it.
    ALSO, after you choose, the man WILL NOT KILL YOU anyways. If you choose, you live.
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  2. pats1

    pats1 Moderator PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Ear wax ain't that bad. :D
  3. maverick4

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    re

    These are like those 'Fear Factor' games. I wonder what Tyrone Biggums would say...all of the above?
  4. drew4008

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    Booger sandwich.. the bread would make the taste a little duller.
  5. Keegs

    Keegs Rookie

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    This is true, but i factored that in. Thats why BRONCHITIS is part of it. You would get bronchitis for a while afterwards because you ate so many. Even then it still might be worth it. Sick days are fun and who cares about antibiotics.
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    Anyone sick enough to give you those choices would most likely pull the trigger any way
  7. Keegs

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    NO, He assures everyone that if you pick, he will not shoot.

    Please pick one now. It would be greatly appreciated. I'm compiling research here. work with me.
  8. Keegs

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    need more answers.

    bump
  9. HEY BRO! WHAT UP?

    HEY BRO! WHAT UP? Banned

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    This post may be worse than my "pitch black", "tightness" tirade....
  10. Holy Diver

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    #80 Jersey


    Joe Rogan, you're CRAZY!
  11. VJCPatriot

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    A) This poll is stupid
    B) It should be marked off topic or located in the general forum
  12. T-ShirtDynasty

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    No sir, the "tightness" tirade was an instant Patsfans.com classic. Besides, I dig anything that adds a word to my vocabulary. Recently told my wife her jeans looked 'damn tight'. She thought I was calling her fat. I was on double secret probation for a week if you know what I mean.
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  13. Bill's Girl

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    PULL THE TRIGGER, PUNK!!! I have seen 3 Celtics World Championships, 3 Patriots Super Bowl wins, a Red Sox World Series and I met Bill Belichick, I am good to go! :D
  14. Michigan Dave

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    Depends. Can I drink a fifth of Jager first? Wow.
  15. Keegs

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    C.) Or in the greatest threads ever section. I hope you voted.
  16. AndyJohnson

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    I'll come back when the adult portion of the message board is active.
    This is by far the most foolsih and childish thread I have ever seen on this board.
    I have lost IQ points reading.
  17. PromisedLand

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    This is the stupidest poll ever. Sorry, but that's the truth.
  18. kierkegaard

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    Urine is sterile...
  19. HEY BRO! WHAT UP?

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    I don't know whether your being serious or being sarcastic. Are you really telling me that you never heard of the slang term "tight" until you read my epic post? That word has been around sense that mid 90's.
  20. 3 to be 4

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    it depends, is it MY earwax, puke, boogers, diahrrea etc......?
    cuz that might change things

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