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I want Seymour to hit Eli so hard...(finish the sentence)

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  1. Menlo

    Menlo Banned

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    Archie can feel it from his luxury box.
     
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    Remix 6 Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    that his balls drop.
     
  3. TomBradyWoot

    TomBradyWoot On the Game Day Roster

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    ...that peyton sees it and retires.
     
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    sanvara Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    This happens...

    [​IMG]
     
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    the Patriot On the Game Day Roster

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    ...they stop the game to pick up the pieces.
     
  6. Wildo7

    Wildo7 Totally Full of It

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    it separates his soul from his body.
     
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    #61 Jersey

    ... that Peyton blows out a knee.
     
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    amazinPats Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    that Eli gets sacked and fumbles. He is uninjured on the play.

    Why would you want anything more?
     
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    #87 Jersey

    That his horseshoe
    flys out of his azz.
    [​IMG]
     
  10. Terry Glenn is a cowgirl

    Terry Glenn is a cowgirl Banned

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    too late...
     
  11. Terry Glenn is a cowgirl

    Terry Glenn is a cowgirl Banned

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    he wishes that he was getting double stuffed instead...
     
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    spacecrime Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    Threads and posts wishing injury on players have no business here. We aren't Jets fans.
     
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    No Jersey Selected

    ... that Menlo stops posting here.
     
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    DFWChargerFan Practice Squad Player

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    That I knock the stuffing out of his oreos.
     
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    eom In the Starting Line-Up

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    ....that he cries to the media about it for a week.
     
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    I think it's bad karma to wish physical harm on an opponent, but it would be quite lovely if Mr. Richard Seymour were to strike Mr. Eli Manning with such intensity that Mr. Eli Manning's snot hit Mr. Peyton Manning in the face up in his luxury box. (Mr. Eli Manning would, of course, be otherwise unharmed but would indeed throw an interception to Mr. Asante Samuel on the next play.)
     
  17. Satchboogie3

    Satchboogie3 In the Starting Line-Up

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    ... that he ****s himself and has to run off the field in embarrisment. He would then have the worst game of his life because he can't get the humiliation out of his mind.
     
  18. FSUPatsFan

    FSUPatsFan Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    that he makes Rodney cringe.
     
  19. pheenix11

    pheenix11 In the Starting Line-Up

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    That he disappears kinda like Obi Wan in Star Wars.
     
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    thesoxwin Rookie

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    That he coughs up sperm
     
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