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  1. Real World

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    I mention this cuz while Obama didn't change the odor of my poop, I still hope he does an excellent job. Also, I think today's forum is terrific. All the Bush bashers are pissed cuz the Obama bashers are being mean to their man, or vice versa. I personally enjoy this because it means the forum should be a lot of fun moving forward. Those who are usually criticizing, will now be defending, and those defending, will now be criticizing, which means that partisan politics are alive and well!

    Congrats BO, I hope you succeed in winning my vote in 4 years time. Good luck, and best wishes. I hope my poop smells better real soon. :D
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    what you are missing is the gift that Obama gave you of the HOPE that your poop might smell different. If we as the american people put our efforts into a mission with such valor as altering your poop's odor, we can accomplish the impossible.

    However, instead of wishing your poop smelled different, why not be proactive about it. Ask not what your country can do for Poo, aks what you can eat to make your poo the cornucopia of odor you crave.

    Try eating nothing but sage and milk for a week.....
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    Yes this has been a banner day so far. I still come here cause I like this forum, but I post much less because this election process has been so partisan.

    Hopefully today was the peak, but we'll see.
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    I saw nothing during the campaign that gave me reason to hope. Personally I think all you "hope" people are suckers.
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    Hope is what you have when you don't have a plan and have run out of ideas.
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    I BELIEVE!!! :D

    Well, actually, I believe up until that part about my poop smelling better by consuming milk. You see, I'm lactose intolerant, so milk would actually make my arse smell like a....nevermind. I Believe! ;)
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    World ... poop, boobs and butts ... :rofl:
    Well I like 2 out of the 3 anyways ... :eek:
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    Oh man ... the poop talk has my sides splitting.
    My poop smelled different when Nixon and Ford were in office.
    I think it got worse due to age ... nothing to do with the President du jour. :confused:
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    Hope:
    I hope we don't have to watch any more planes smashing into our buildings, I hope our food doesn't get poisoned, I hope a back pack Nuke doesn't blow up in a Mall, I hope this new guy isn't full of sh!t like I think he is, if he isn't full of sh!t I will eat Crow.

    POOR OLD PANT SUIT AND BLUE DRESS THEY LOOKED LIKE TWO LOST SOULS TODAY, I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ALL THIS WHEN THEY HAVE GONE TO BED AND THE DOORS ARE ALL LOCKED.

    DEAR MS PANT SUIT,
    NEVER TRUST A FELLOW DEMOCRAT-----------:singing:
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    Umm Harry ... she was screwed over by her party ... you know the "it is what it is" game they all play ... she called a post pattern and they ran the option.
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    I like one for sure, while liking butt would depend upon who's it is. Cme to think of it, I might even like the 3rd one if it were coming out of say, Jessica Alba's as....nevermind. :D
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    I knew it ...
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    :confused2:
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    What's your problem with boobs then? ;)
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    Boobs are the one thing I love. Big one's, small one's, perky little...you get the picture.
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    I don't like them fake and I don't like them big ... "D" is my limit. :p
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    It's day 5 and my **** smells about as bad as it ever has. Well, save for that weekend where....nevermind. Anyhow, will one of you kool-aide drinkers please tell me when Obama is going to "change" the smell of my poo-poo. I'm getting married this summer, and if my fiance has to smell this **** the rest of her life, she's leaving me for sure. :D
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    How good are you at living alone?
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    I've been on my own for about 8 years now. My poop, to me anyhow, sometimes smells like roses. Tomorrow it won't though. Tomorrow it'll smell like Rasberry Stoli. :eat1:
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    So what are the Republicans left with?
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