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  1. FrontSeven

    FrontSeven Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    Seriously, I met a nice looker and she is from Cheese Country. I wanted to let her know that I enjoyed hanging out with her the other night, so I told her that she was more fun than a Brett Favre interception. Instead of drawing a laugh things got a bit chilly. Actually, I think she didn't laugh at all. She sort of ignored the comment.

    Is it that she doesn't like me at all, or that I jusr offended her?

    Maybe I should change it up a bit next time. Maybe I should even take it back. I'll take it back and tell her that she was more fun than Randy blowing off the Packers for the Patriots.

    That is a high, high compliment, and if she doesn't get it at that point I might just write her off. There are other fish in the sea.
     
  2. ShrewBeer

    ShrewBeer Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    do you sit home at night thinking of ways not to get laid?
     
  3. Frezo

    Frezo In the Starting Line-Up

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    #50 Jersey

    If there was cheese on her head, I shudder to imagine what could have been in other places.
     
  4. Patriotic

    Patriotic PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Tell her you love your mom, Velveeta. Cheese Chicks dig guys who have moms named Veveeta.
     
  5. Terry Glenn is a cowgirl

    Terry Glenn is a cowgirl Banned

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    Velveeta isn't a real cheese.

    It's fugazi, and it tastes like sh!te...

    If there is cheese on her head, there might be cheese on her taco as well:D
     
  6. stcjones

    stcjones Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    #12 Jersey


    Ha ha ha........L-O-S-E-R!!!!
     

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