His Doctor/Team trainer. Hear me out before you assault me over the internet. After they blow the game against the Bears (hopefully), Manning will have to blame someone for his 3 interceptions... I think he will reverse the "my thumb is ok" talk and say that it was really bothering him. I could even see him breaking his own thumb after the game so that he could say "hey look, see, it was broken! We lost b/c i was injured and my thumb was broken". Then he could blame the trainer for not properly treating his "broken thumb" and causing them to lose the game. I could honestly see horseface McGee doing this.