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  1. PatriotsReign

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    Strange title, I know! But we could use a little humor around here...no?

    But a Virginia guy was arrested for being naked in his own home. Yup...some nosey woman with her son spotted him at 5:30am THROUGH HIS WINDOW!!!

    The police called him a pervert and entered his bedroom to arrest him without his permission. I walk around like that all the time and if someone wants to look in my window, that's their problem. And if I want to walk by a window, I don't have to close the shades.

    I thought we're supposed to arrest the person who peeps in someone's window...not the other way around!

    Stupid police!

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    This is an old issue, there's tons of case law working against you. You have to take the extra effort to keep others from seeing your gross, naked self. Not the other person.

    Sorry.
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    No, I dont...and I won't.

    I do not stand in open windows naked, so if anyone sees me, they'd have to be nosey-bodies. And I LOVE to piss off those types. Just because she had a kid with her makes it no different than if she didn't.

    :D
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    From some of the reports, she and her kid were cutting through this guy's yard when they saw him. They should be arrested for trespassing.
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    Does this guy get to go have a beer with Obama?
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    I stood up in church once and pis$ed on the womens head that was sitting in front of me, it was a wedding, they asked me to leave, I told the priest to go f-ck himself.
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    You're very lucky she wasn't one of those people you're always advising to carry a gun around.
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    Sounds like she was lookin for one!
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    When my wife and I bought our fix'em up special house in 1988 we were also treated to a bunch of old time stories from the man selling us the house. Well, seems he had 2 old spinster sisters living next to him who were always peaking in his windows. So he started walking around the house naked from the waist down and wearing his wife's bra on the top. ... and they started closing their shades.
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    I would love to walk around my house naked ... but my knees are hard and I'm tired of getting bruised ... :p
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    At least you stood up.
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    From the sound of things though he probably didn't stay up for long...

    And probably had to have someone tell him what he did later on.


    Sounds like a BS story from Harry to get attention again but it was at least funny.
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    My sisters and mother are always wondernig why I demand the shades be closed whenever someone is changing...it's things like this that justify that belief.

    And considering the fact that it was a guy I wonder if it was a WOMAN who was naked would they have done anything at all- the law is very slanted on sexual offenses against guys, granted it is mostly justified but in cases like this it leaves me wondering if his gender was different would he have been arrested in the first place.
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    Good point.

    Laws being "slanted" are never justified in my opinion. A male teacher has sex with a 14 year old deserves the EXACT same punishment as a female teacher who has sex with a 14 yr old.
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    I spread my cheeks and showed some nosy 60+ year old woman across the street from me my assh0le the other day because she was trying to look in on me when I was chilling in my room in my boxers. Just got out of the shower and walked into my room with my boxers on and I looked out the window and saw she was looking in at me from across the way with her hand over her forehead. When she saw that I noticed her, she pulled her hand down and walked away. I thought nothing of it and went back to what I was doing. About two minutes later, I looked back over and she was looking at me again, this time talking to someone else (probably her dork husband) as she was looking at me across the way. So I gave her what she wanted to see. Opened the shades to the point where it was just the window, pulled down my boxers, bent over, and gave her a nice glimpse of the Brown Eye. Hope she liked it...
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    Wow, I guess congratulations are in order?
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    Yeah I guess you're probably too old to think that's funny right? To me, just seeing the look on her face afterward was worth it.
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    According to my wife I'm 40 going on 14!!!!! So I guess congratulations are in order, from both of us.

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