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  1. JackPMiller

    JackPMiller On the Game Day Roster

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    This is good fun. You have to put in your full name as it says, first name, middlename(if you got one), and lastname.

    This is what comes up on mine.

    >>You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools. <<


    Not sure about this one, since I do not own a fire place. Oh well.


    http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
     
  2. Tyler Faith

    Tyler Faith Practice Squad Player

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    Mine says, "A disgruntled co-worker will beat you to death with a bag of loose change".

    I thought my co-workers only carry dollar bills! LOL
     
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  3. Jacky Roberts

    Jacky Roberts 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    You'd better stay out of Montreal, Tyler. $2 "bills" are coins. :)
     
  4. OntarioPatsFan

    OntarioPatsFan On the Game Day Roster

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    Yes, we witty Canadians call them 'toonies'.

    And believe it or not, but they have them in the rest of Canada too!
     
  5. Chevy

    Chevy Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    #75 Jersey

    "A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds."

    Cool!
     
  6. Mike the Brit

    Mike the Brit Minuteman Target PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Disable Jersey

    "Shot while making love by a jealous husband at the age of eighty-four." Hmm, could be ... ;)
     
  7. dryheat44

    dryheat44 Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    #75 Jersey

    Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes. Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes.

    Edit: I actually gave it a shot, and I wasn't far off:

    A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.


    Of course, I don't allow smoking in my truck, but still....

    There used to be a pretty amusing one called, if I'm not mistaken, www.deathclock.com that would tell you when you would die, and set up odds on how. I think poisoning narrowly beat out wild animal mauling when I tried it.
     
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  8. Flying Fungi

    Flying Fungi In the Starting Line-Up

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    hmmm

    I always thought it would be the other way around...

    Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.
     
  9. dalero

    dalero PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I guess I'm eternally damned. I commit suicide driving my car into on coming traffic.
     
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    im going to be crushed by a suicide jumper.
     
  11. ELOrocks17

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    here is what mine said:


    While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.


    Really? And here all this time I thought NEM was going to run over me with his car.
     
  12. OntarioPatsFan

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    "Prior to surgery, you are accidentally given a lethal dose of anesthesia and never wake up."

    Hmm, that's somewhat anti-climactic. At least me family will be able to sue and make a fortune off my death.
     
  13. Boner

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    Mine says I will die of dehydration from wanking to the Olsen Twins.
     
  14. shmessy

    shmessy Maude Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    #75 Jersey

    To echo Mike the Brit:

    From a 20 story fall out of a window.......

    at the age of 120......

    having been chased by a jealous husband.
     
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