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  1. Mrs.PatsFanInVa

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    #24 Jersey

    Hold a "Lightening Round" if you're a Republican:

    “How many guns do you own?” asked the moderator, Americans for Tax Reform President Grover Norquist.

    “None,” said former RNC official Maria Cino.

    “None,” said current RNC Chairman Michael Steele.

    “Five,” said Wisconsin GOP Chairman Reince Priebus, to a cascade of applause.

    “I may surprise y’all, but we just got a gun safe for Christmas, and I think there must be 16 in there—everything from a pistol to a Glock to shotguns and rifles,” said former ambassador and longtime Missouri GOP operative Ann Wagner, to even louder applause.

    After which former Michigan GOP chairman Saul Anuzi chimed in: “I feel very inadequate at four.”

    Then Mr. Norquist asked: What is your favorite book?

    “The Reagan diaries,” said Mr. Priebus.

    “Probably my kitchen table,” said Ms. Wagner, misunderstanding the question as “favorite bar.” She corrected that to say: “I like George W. Bush’s new book.”

    Ms. Cino chimed in with “To Kill a Mockingbird.”

    After which Mr. Steele said, “War and Peace.” He then dashed off the opening line from, well, a different book: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”
    RNC Debate Stirs Talk of Pistols, Tolstoy, Err Dickens - Washington Wire - WSJ
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    When the Dingobats choose a leader they have a debate about "Copulation Positions, Farmers Marrying Their Sheep and Going Through Sarah Palins Rubbish Bags Again"

    :rocker: "you got that right harry"
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    #24 Jersey

    You really don't give a damn about truth or actual fact, do you, Harry Boy?

    You'll just continue spewing what you want, where you want and when you want and you'll never recognize your own complicity in anything that happens as a result.

    It's no wonder you admire Sarah.
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    as Jon Stewart pointed out, the look on Tucker Carlson's face was pretty funny when that happened

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