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  1. Tunescribe

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    Man With Two Penises Getting One Removed
    Reuters
    NEW DELHI (Aug. 19) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday. The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

    "Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

    The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

    The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

    There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

    It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.
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    Tyler Faith, where are you? We need your professional opinion on this man's misguided decision. I mean, just think of the millions that idiot is passing up in the porn industry. And besides that, who's to say his fiance wouldn't enjoy his double-barreled shotgun? The guy was doubly blessed but wants to be "normal" like the rest of us. Heck, he could marry twins!
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    I can't wait to see how 3 to be 4 turns this into a "Jesus loves you" message. :D
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    Maybe he never heard the old saying"Two heads are smarter than one".
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    Whattaya think "3 to be 4" MEANS?
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    My curse is that my one penis is twice as long as an average man's:(

    There's no cure for that.
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    Actually there are a number of psychotrophic drugs that might help you with your delusions of grandeur!
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    If he's a conservative he keeps the big penis.

    If he's a liberal he keeps the small penis.

    Me...I'm a moderate so I'd keep both and get 2 women. :rofl:
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    :rofl: Thank you -- now I can open the mail!

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