How the Heck Did a Woman Become Fused to a Toilet Seat? (Hard bones + soft tissue) x one month of immobility = extremely bad news Domestic disputes donâ€™t generally make world headlines, but when they result in a womanâ€™s buttocks attaching to a toilet seat, they tend to draw a bit more attention. After fighting with her boyfriend, 35-year old Pam Bab**** locked herself in the bathroom of the coupleâ€™s mobile home and refused to leaveâ€¦ for the next two years. When her boyfriend, Kory McFarren, finally called the authorities to report that â€śthere was something wrong with his girlfriend,â€ť they found that she was physically stuck to the toilet seatâ€”her skin had not only attached but, according to the initial reports, appeared to have â€śgrown aroundâ€ť the seat. The cops eventually pried the seat off the toilet with a crowbar and sent the womanâ€”seat attachedâ€”to a hospital in Wichita, where they were finally separated.