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    His visit lasted barely 10 minutes as nervous security officers whisked him quickly out of the area.


    ROFL! Koffi is such a fricken joke. Nice read.
     
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    For those of you who loved "Office Space";


    BOB PORTER Well, then I gotta ask, then how exactly are you keeping peace if you don't, you know, do anything?

    UN PEACEKEEPER
    Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, the flag of the UN stands for peace and our presence reminds them of the world's opinion. We stand for peace.

    BOB SLYDELL
    You physically stand in their way?

    UN PEACEKEEPER
    Well, no, the, the, US or UK does the actual fighting, if there is any to be done

    BOB SLYDELL
    Ah.

    BOB PORTER
    Then you must physically assist, with weapons, money, food, and so on?

    UN PEACEKEEPER
    Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

    BOB SLYDELL
    Well, what would you say… you do here?

    UN PEACEKEEPER
    Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the #$(*&^@! terrorists so the French don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? What the hell is wrong with you people?!!!!!!!
     
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    Turd, that was beautiful. I loved Office Space.

    I also loved SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

    "Now see here, Trebeck..."

    Turd, you're really Bert Reynolds aren't you?!
     
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    I'm not a big fan of the Annan and even less a fan of the UN, but didn't Bush say something like if the terrorists hate us, we must be doing something right.
     
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    Schwards for $200.
     
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    I'll take The Rapists for 400 Trebeck.
     
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    Sent in to quell ethnic and civil violence in the name of "global opinion".
     
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    "Ding"

    What is a UN peace Keeping force?

    Trebek: "Exactamundo!"
     

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