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  1. PatriotsReign

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    How about we make a list of things or people that bother us. Let's keep it totally non-partisan. I'll start by listing some things that bother me....

    Here goes;

    -Bald guys with pony tails. Don't they get it? They're freakn' BALD!

    -People who think I-phones are one of the most important things in life and spend half their day on one.

    -People who think it's ok to drive in the fast lane to slow other people down. I call these people "Regulators". They don't realize it's against the law to drive in the fast lane and NOT go faster than the other lanes. :rolleyes:

    -People who think using turning signals is a courtesy not a law.

    Don't be shy. I know I'm not the only one who thinks like this.
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    Ok...I'll give this thread 1 star myself. It stinks! :confused2:
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    #12 Jersey

    People that weave from lane to lane and never stop accelerating until they hit the next red light on my eight mile trip to work. I of course always catch up to them because the red lights keep stopping them. I find majority of drivers do this. It's dangerous, causes a lot of stress and is a big waste of gas.
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    I appreciate the attempt at humor PR. I don't really post here anymore because it turns into too much of a peeing contest. I also dislike people in the fast lane going slow, but I think a lot of people I see doing it are just oblivious. I really am a good boy most of the time, but my ride home often drives me to become a raving lunatic.

    Also, I get unreasonably angry with people at the gym who go and put minimal effort in. Yes, it's awesome that they are there, but going and sitting on a machine (that I usually need by the way) for 10 minutes, doing one set, and chatting about such idiocy as American Idol, will also make me likewise insane.

    I'll think of some more and add them later.
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    98% 0f TV Sit-Coms.

    Thats all I can say without getting banned.
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    The famous combover..

    Fatchicks in thongs or going commando who bend over showing butt cleavage in walmart..

    People on their way home from the gym who circle the parking lot looking for the closest place to the store..
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    How about the percent of bald guys who grow beards. It's like they believe it compensates for the lack of hair on TOP of their head. Then you have heavy guys with multiple chins who grow beards thinking it actually hides it.

    Fat chicks wearing spandex is a riot. Can anyone please explain what would drive them to do such a thing? Do they really believe they're slender?

    See how fun NOT being politically correct can be?
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    Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
    Brown paper packages tied up with strings
    These are a few of my most disliked things
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    One of my all time faves.. a woman sees a fat woman and says she has such a pretty face, sometimes it is better to say nothing at all..
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    I know for a fact you don't dislike any of the the things you listed!
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    That is the worst. In a related thing that annoys me, all of these myspace/liverjournal/facebook images of fat people (mostly women, not to be misogynistic) taken of just the head, usually looking up to make the chins go away. I've heard these people referred to as "glaciers," because you can only see 10 percent of them, but the other 90% you can't see that does all the damage. HA.
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    Chris Collinsworth.
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    Matt Millen
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    HAHA oh man, perfect. He is the 100% worst ever. Of anything probably. My buddy was next to a few guys that got thrown out during that annoying overtime loss the Pats had to the Jets last year. They were thrown out because their seats were under the NFL Network booth, so for most of the game they were just yelling and harassing Collinsworth the whole time. When security came to throw them out, they asked why. They guards said "guys you can't yell at the talent like that." And they replied, "what talent?" HA.
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    OK, I'll give you warm woolen mittens.
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    Yeah, freakin' kittens... Kittens killed my brother....
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    Young loser males who slowly circle the mall parking lot over and over again in their low-riding car with the windows down and their urban music blaring for no other reason than to garner attention.

    You can tell this demographic by quickly noticing that the aesthetics added to the vehicle more than apparently cost more than the piece of crap vehicle itself.
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    :rofl:

    Young bucks challenging your turf now. You must be losing a step. ;)



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    At least you see them only at the parking lot...I lived with them next door for 25 years! :eek:
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    What does "aesthetics" mean-------??

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