A major sports league has two exciting openings for Divisional Champions in their West Coast branches. The successful applicants will be expected to start immediately and be available for playoff duty (without a bye week). Qualifications: 1. A strong record as a winner. You should have more wins than losses on the season. 2. Just to clarify, that means at least 9 wins out of 16 games. 3. Seriously, is this so much to ask? A friggin' winning record??? Qualified applicants should apply immediately before fans die of disgust.