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    He said -- I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said -- You wear briefs, don't you.

    He said -- Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
    She said -- Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

    She said -- What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
    He said -- It's not my fault.. I ran out of money.

    He said -- Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
    She said -- Well, you succeeded.

    He said -- What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?
    She said -- Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

    He said -- Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
    She said -- Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

    He said -- Shall we try a different position tonight?
    She said -- That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and have a beer
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    I blame Bush :)

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