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  1. gomezcat

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    I just wanted to wish all of you Yankee morons a Happy New Year. Sey, I include you as a Yankee for maximum offence. Happy New Year to the dumb, one liner rednecks, the dumb rednecks who are capable of stringing together more than a sentence by using cut and paste, the snobby, terrorist loving, Anti American, gay loving, freedom hating liberals, the wishy washy "we hate everyone and aren't we great" libertarians, senile old farts in deserts and those of you whom I have missed out...... Apologies to anyone I didn't offend. Let me know and I'll offend you personally.
    God Save the Queen to the lot of you.

    Seriously, let's hope for a better year than the last and one with a little bit more peace, prosperity and understanding. Have a good New Year's, people, unless your name is Peyton Manning, in which case happy Astroturf eating, Peyton. :D

    From Mr Gomezcat and Miss Gomezcat (although she is far too polite to have written this nonsense). I would post in five hours' time but the odds of me being sober enough aren't all that good.
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    To The Britt...)))

    And a HAPPY,
    snobby, dirty-bathwater-sharing, colonizing, Irish/Scottish repressing, fog loving, fag smoking, no more soccer leading, tea-drinking-with-the-pinkie-up, old-as-God-Queen and just-as-ugly-Prince-worshipping, royalty accepting / democracy preaching, America-following-right-or-wrong, while looking down at the rest of the world...
    NEW YEAR TO YOU, too!!!

    Turk
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    Ahh, England, the ONE country that can't talk smack about America.
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    Happy New Year Brits, may your comedy improve in 2006. Where's Faulty when you need him?
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    My humour is clearly a work in progress! I hope you all had a good night. My head tells me that I had a very good night, as does the loose change in my wallet.
    Where IS Basil Fawlty? That is a good question. I don't know what John Cleese is doing these days.
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    gomezcat It's SIR Moderator to you Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Sad, but true, Pujo. Welcome to the board, BTW. Which part of the former USSR did you come from?
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    gomezcat It's SIR Moderator to you Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    ROFLMAO! Thanks, Turk. You missed out Welsh repressing BTW. You missed out warm-beer-drinking and didn't I do a lot of that last night....
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    Where is some modern Month Python when the world needs a good laugh??
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    gomezcat It's SIR Moderator to you Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    There's nothing out there which is that crazy anymore. We have some quite good comedy, but it is mostly satirical like The Office. Actually, on reflection, we did have a series called Spaced which was quite bizarre and enjoyable. Its main star later did Shaun of the Dead.
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    Thanks for the welcome. I came from Kiev, Ukraine.
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    At least I will never get tired of Holy Grail and Life of Brian!
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