I just wanted to wish all of you Yankee morons a Happy New Year. Sey, I include you as a Yankee for maximum offence. Happy New Year to the dumb, one liner rednecks, the dumb rednecks who are capable of stringing together more than a sentence by using cut and paste, the snobby, terrorist loving, Anti American, gay loving, freedom hating liberals, the wishy washy "we hate everyone and aren't we great" libertarians, senile old farts in deserts and those of you whom I have missed out...... Apologies to anyone I didn't offend. Let me know and I'll offend you personally. God Save the Queen to the lot of you. Seriously, let's hope for a better year than the last and one with a little bit more peace, prosperity and understanding. Have a good New Year's, people, unless your name is Peyton Manning, in which case happy Astroturf eating, Peyton. From Mr Gomezcat and Miss Gomezcat (although she is far too polite to have written this nonsense). I would post in five hours' time but the odds of me being sober enough aren't all that good.