Gronk needs an off-season chaperone

[Frezo]

Beware the evil doobage...

 

[WhiZa]

A girl that I know partied with him in Arizona and said that he doesn't handle his alcohol well at all.

Does anyone under the age of 21 handle their alcohol well?

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

3.75 mill to do a porn video now? huh

 

[DocHoliday]

3.75 mill to do a porn video now? huh

With Bibi jones.


I would watch that.

 

[supafly]

Great...more potentially negative Gronkowski news

This offseason may be the longest one yet.

 

[supafly]

With Bibi jones.


I would watch that.

Plenty of Bibi Jones material out there to keep you satisfied for the rest of your life already.

I'd rather go back to watching Gronk score TD's in meaningful moments.

 

[JackBauer]

Plenty of Bibi Jones material out there to keep you satisfied for the rest of your life already.

I heard an interview with her on the radio and she might literally be the dumbest person on the face of the planet.

I can see why they would be attracted to each other.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

I heard that Jones had quit the porn business last year?

I guess a few million will always bring a slut back into the industry...Morals is never a factor in these girls minds

 

[supafly]

I heard an interview with her on the radio and she might literally be the dumbest person on the face of the planet.

I can see why they would be attracted to each other.

Yeah, one would assume that Rob could do much, much better for himself.

 

[JackBauer]

Yeah, one would assume that Rob could do much, much better for himself.

I think if you're a pro athlete with nearly unlimited access to the opposite sex, the +EV move would be to target a cohort less apt to give you the herp. I know it's the gift that keeps on giving, but come on now...

 

[Deus Irae]

Yeah, one would assume that Rob could do much, much better for himself.

Why would you assume that, given what you know about Gronk? He's a party boy, she's a party girl with nice..... handles and probably no inclination to settle down. That's probably perfect for Gronk right now.

 

[JackBauer]

Why would you assume that, given what you know about Gronk? He's a party boy, she's a party girl with nice..... handles and probably no inclination to settle down. That's probably perfect for Gronk right now.

I'm pretty sure he could go stand in the middle of any college campus and pretty much pick and choose.

I'd get the allure, in theory, but why go for something that's like...well, hotdog/hallway.

 

[Sweft]

Why would you assume that, given what you know about Gronk? He's a party boy, she's a party girl with nice..... handles and probably no inclination to settle down. That's probably perfect for Gronk right now.

I hope you're not serious. Talk about dragging your reputation through the mud.

 

[Deus Irae]

I'm pretty sure he could go stand in the middle of any college campus and pretty much pick and choose.

I'd get the allure, in theory, but why go for something that's like...well, hotdog/hallway.

I could give you a more detailed answer, but Ian probably wouldn't appreciate it, so I'll just say

"Kegel"

and leave it there.

 

[supafly]

Why would you assume that, given what you know about Gronk? He's a party boy, she's a party girl with nice..... handles and probably no inclination to settle down. That's probably perfect for Gronk right now.

Maybe I am overestimating the allure of extreme popularity, insane wealth, youth at age 23, and being considered handsome with massive height/muscles?

Then again, this is Gronk that we're talking about, so all common sense goes out the window.

Bibi Jones though? "C'mon man...."

 

[Deus Irae]

Maybe I am overestimating the allure of extreme popularity, insane wealth, youth at age 23, and being considered handsome with massive height/muscles?

Then again, this is Gronk that we're talking about, so all common sense goes out the window.

Bibi Jones though? "C'mon man...."

Let me just say that it's nice to have reliable and talented people doing the jobs you want done....

 

[supafly]

I could give you a more detailed answer, but Ian probably wouldn't appreciate it, so I'll just say

"Kegel"

and leave it there.

I'm guessing that Bibi could spend her entire life doing kegels and it wouldn't make nearly the difference that it should, but I could be wrong.

To each his own, Mr.Gronkowski...

Just perform with the same intensity on the field for the next 6-7 yrs and you won't hear (too) much from me.

I'm just hoping this doesn't turn out to be a case of "tick...tick...tick...BOOM."

 

[Tunescribe]

For $3.75 million ... OK, say he did it. Would the Patriots cut him? Probably a morals clause in his contact. Maybe he has a future with the Raiders.

 

[IcyPatriot]

I heard an interview with her on the radio and she might literally be the dumbest person on the face of the planet.

I can see why they would be attracted to each other.

Gronk is football smart ... are we sure his is smart elsewhere?

 

[Tunescribe]

Gronk is football smart ... are we sure his is smart elsewhere?

I'll bet his small helmet has been concussed quite a bit lately. (Sorry, can't help myself.)