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  1. JackPMiller

    JackPMiller On the Game Day Roster

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    I was flipping around the boards, and thought why not bring it here? So lets see your humor to this.

    When God was handing out ____ he missed me
     
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    milwaukeebeers44 On the Game Day Roster

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    coordination

    I am one of those people who can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
     
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    Style.

    I dress like Mr. Rodgers. I talk like Wm F. Buckley. I dance like an 80 yr old trying to dance like a 20 yr old. My hair is the same as it was the day I was born. I'm cumbersome at the worst possible moments of intimacy both physical and emotional. I have no 'line' other than 'What's the Soup of the Day?' I wear Rockport shoes because they are comfortable. I can't tell a joke or humorous story for the life of me.
     
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    Disable Jersey

    Dexterity.

    My handwriting is an embarrassment. It's got so bad that even I can't read it. And when I draw a face, it looks as though it has been drawn by a six-year-old.
     
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    #61 Jersey

    Shortcomings.

    I've had to work hard at achieving humility my whole life. It's like an albatross around my neck.
     
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    fleabassist1 In the Starting Line-Up

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    #12 Jersey


    Size.


    :)
     
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    ... patience
     
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    ... ho hum. sure...
     
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    wistahpatsfan Pro Bowl Player

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    Temperance and money
     
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    restraint.....
     

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