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    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=belichick/071102

    Have a problem you just can't find a solution to? We've all been there, but why worry about it when all you need do to solve all your problems is Ask Coach Belichick?

    Take a read as the sage wisdom flows from the architect of three Super Bowl championships:

    Dear Coach:
    I thought that encouraging my football team to celebrate their first touchdown en masse in a game against our longtime conference rival would be a good idea, a way to fire my guys up. Now I'm not so sure, even though we won the game. I've already written a letter of apology to the University of Florida and the Southeastern Conference. What else can I do to show good sportsmanship?
    -- Embarrassed in Athens

    Embarrassed:
    Your first mistake was feeling shame. Your second mistake was apologizing. Your third mistake was endorsing such a timid, namby-pamby celebration. The next time your team scores first, have them gather as a group, then mark their territory by lifting their legs and urinating on your opponent's end zone, goalpost and mascot. If the referee subsequently throws a flag, punch him in the face. Then urinate on him, too.

    Remember, "sportsmanship" is loser talk.
    -- Bill


    Click on the link for more.:rofl:
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    This place is thick with trolls. Lets hope they are left wondering where it all went wrong, like the Redskin trolls, Dolphin trolls, etc.

    Wonder where they are :cool:
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