This could be apropos:
When I awoke, the dire Wolf
600 pounds of sin
was grinning at my window
all I said was "come on in"
Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
please don't murder me
The wolf came in I got my cards
we set down for a game
I cut my deck to the queen of spades
but the cards were all the same
Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
please don't murder me
When I awoke, the dire Wolf
600 pounds of sin
was grinning at my window
all I said was "come on in"
Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
please don't murder me
The wolf came in I got my cards
we set down for a game
I cut my deck to the queen of spades
but the cards were all the same
Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
please don't murder me