Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died one day. When he got to heaven. God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a red and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Pat the Patriot towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful or anything, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold so many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."