Welcome to PatsFans.com

God, Jesus And The Chicken

Discussion in 'Religion and Lighthearted Discussion' started by Harry Boy, Aug 26, 2007.

  1. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    41,196
    Likes Received:
    251
    Ratings:
    +970 / 2 / -9

    I sit around a lot and do nothing, when I was a working man, people would ask me what I was going to do when I retired, I would reply, "I plan on sitting around a lot and do nothing"

    Today I was sitting around doing nothing, while doing this, I happened to be eating a chicken leg.

    Sometimes "I think" when I am sitting around doing nothing, today I was thinking, I was thinking about chickens.

    Several million chickens are killed each day in America, some have their heads cut off, some have their throats slit, some have their necks wrung, some have their heads bashed in, some suffocate in a chicken coop, some are eaten alive by foxes and there are a few that that get their whole head mashed to a pulp when a Cow steps on them.

    Most of them are killed because we "the humans" want to fry them, boil them, bake them and eat them. (Millions and millions of them).

    Now, suppose when we die and go to heaven, we discover that GOD IS A CHICKEN.

    FootNote:
    In America, there has been one man that has been solely responsible for the death of probably over Five Hundred Trillion Chickens, that man, "Col. Sanders".

    Col. Sanders passed away a few years back, I wonder if he went to heaven?
    :bricks:
     
  2. reflexblue

    reflexblue PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2006
    Messages:
    17,625
    Likes Received:
    112
    Ratings:
    +344 / 6 / -4

    #91 Jersey

    I was sitting around today and thinking,that your only option if you want to be safe is to become.

    VEGAN!!! :rocker:
     
  3. gomezcat

    gomezcat It's SIR Moderator to you Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2004
    Messages:
    3,546
    Likes Received:
    3
    Ratings:
    +3 / 0 / -0

    If God is a chicken, then I suspect we are all going to spend eternity in a little cage, eating grain, as punishment for victimising God's chosen ones. :eek:
     
  4. fleabassist1

    fleabassist1 In the Starting Line-Up

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2005
    Messages:
    3,010
    Likes Received:
    3
    Ratings:
    +4 / 0 / -0

    #12 Jersey


    What if God is an Athiest?
     
  5. reflexblue

    reflexblue PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2006
    Messages:
    17,625
    Likes Received:
    112
    Ratings:
    +344 / 6 / -4

    #91 Jersey

    If GOD is indeed a chicken, Harry you'll be sentanced to cleaning out his cage for eternity. :eek:
     
    Last edited: Aug 27, 2007
  6. Real World

    Real World Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2006
    Messages:
    27,353
    Likes Received:
    305
    Ratings:
    +826 / 7 / -2


    If God is a chicken, then what's to worry? Look mean and you'll get your way. :D
     
  7. Lifer

    Lifer Banned

    Joined:
    May 10, 2007
    Messages:
    3,287
    Likes Received:
    26
    Ratings:
    +26 / 0 / -0

    this thread is getting out of hen. :)
     
  8. fleabassist1

    fleabassist1 In the Starting Line-Up

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2005
    Messages:
    3,010
    Likes Received:
    3
    Ratings:
    +4 / 0 / -0

    #12 Jersey


    These thread's seem to of dropped the "Egg" as of late.
     
  9. DarrylS

    DarrylS PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2004
    Messages:
    42,710
    Likes Received:
    280
    Ratings:
    +705 / 20 / -30

    Answer: The other side..
     
  10. Lifer

    Lifer Banned

    Joined:
    May 10, 2007
    Messages:
    3,287
    Likes Received:
    26
    Ratings:
    +26 / 0 / -0

    Hi, im just chicken in :)
     
  11. fleabassist1

    fleabassist1 In the Starting Line-Up

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2005
    Messages:
    3,010
    Likes Received:
    3
    Ratings:
    +4 / 0 / -0

    #12 Jersey

    Man, this thread just flew out of control.
     
  12. Flying Fungi

    Flying Fungi In the Starting Line-Up

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2004
    Messages:
    2,415
    Likes Received:
    2
    Ratings:
    +2 / 0 / -0

    I question this.
     
  13. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    41,196
    Likes Received:
    251
    Ratings:
    +970 / 2 / -9

    A car stopped on a dirt road down in Alabama, there was a man and a women in it, the women looked across the road into a farm yard, there were several chickens in the yard, then she noticed these chickens all had three legs, she said to the man with her "look at those chickens, they all have three legs"
    The man said "Jesus H Christ, I love chicken legs, he walked over to the fence, a man was standing there, the women said "those chicken legs must be delicious they look so fat" the farmer said, "yea, they probably are" they women said "what do you mean you must eat them don't you" the farmer said "nope" the women said "why not" the farmer said "because they can run so f-cking fast I've never been able to catch one of them"
    :bricks:
     
  14. 363839

    363839 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2005
    Messages:
    3,499
    Likes Received:
    2
    Ratings:
    +2 / 0 / -0

    Maybe Gods' a carrot!:eek:
     
  15. fleabassist1

    fleabassist1 In the Starting Line-Up

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2005
    Messages:
    3,010
    Likes Received:
    3
    Ratings:
    +4 / 0 / -0

    #12 Jersey

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA:singing: :singing:
     
  16. Terry Glenn is a cowgirl

    Terry Glenn is a cowgirl Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2005
    Messages:
    7,385
    Likes Received:
    3
    Ratings:
    +3 / 0 / -0

    chicken eats sh!t for breakfast.

    that has to be satisfyin...

    hmmmmmmmmmmm...

    sh!t...
     
  17. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    41,196
    Likes Received:
    251
    Ratings:
    +970 / 2 / -9

    Chicken sh!t :singing: :singing:
     
  18. Fogbuster

    Fogbuster Pro Bowl Player

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2005
    Messages:
    13,674
    Likes Received:
    10
    Ratings:
    +10 / 0 / -0

    :D



    Lots of cluck.

    //
     

Share This Page

unset ($sidebar_block_show); ?>