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    God himself, yes thats right, the father of Jesus H Christ spoke to this women in her kitchen.

    “I had been praying for guidance on what I should do next in my life now that I was a mother. One day, I was standing in the kitchen eating tortilla chips when I heard what I could only describe as the voice of God telling me to spit out the chips.”
    http://www.townonline.com/cambridge/homepage/x1721527753
     
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    you know, this is the type of stuff that doesnt make it any easier :)

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    That's remarkably coincidental. I had a mouthfull of beer at a bar some time ago and accidentally sneezed it on a woman passing by. The bartender gave me some paper towels to clean up the mess. I apologized to the woman and we've been dating ever since. God works in mysterious ways.
     
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    I've never had the pleasure of speaking with God but I have talked with Jesus many times, usually at 2 or 3AM on my deck in the summer while drinking Piasano Red Wine out of a mayonaise jar, Jesus loves wine.
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    That got me thinking, do you think Jesus was ripped at the Last Supper? Maybe he had a little too much and started in with the "this bread is my body" stuff just to pull one over on his disciples. They never knew he was kidding!
     
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    Wait, were the nachos in question bearing the image of any prophets, messiahs, virgin mothers, or other religious figures?

    This happens a lot actually. God may have just been telling her His artwork was more important than her nosh.

    Mysterious ways indeed...

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    Pope Leo XXL had the Last Supper altered to remove the french fries Matthew had up his nose.
     
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    There are four females in that Last Supper Picture not one as the Da Vinci code implies, look hard and close, someday you will see :confused:

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    One thing's for certain. God isn't very practical. Why didn't he tell her to knit mittens or hats or socks or something?
     
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    Are you questioning the intelligence of his design?

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