Giants: 'We Almost Beat The Patriots Once, We Can Almost Beat Them Again http://www.theonion.com/content/news/giants_we_almost_beat_the_patriots "This will be one to tell my kids about, that's for sure," Michael Strahan said. "If we can pull it off and almost beat these guys, they'll be showing those highlights until the end of time. When I die and come before those Pearly Gates, St. Peter himself will look down at me and say 'So, Michael, what was it like to be an eyelash away from winning that Super Bowl against those Patriots?' And Heaven itself will hold its breath while I tell them how we almost did it." From the Onion, that is hilarious!