Gettng "Gronked" definition

[PATSNUTme]

As we anticipate the Gronking of the NFL, it might be good to have a definition as to what getting "Gronked" means.

So let's pretend we are dictionary.com and come up with a difinition so everyone understands the meaning of "getting Gronked" or "being Gronked", or when we say " -------- (player name), you've just been "Gronked".

Gronked:
1. Being beaten trying to cover Gronk
2. Being run over by Gronk
3. Being crushed by a Gronk block
4. Being dragged trying to tackle Gronk

Any other definitions?

Who is the the player on the Bengals that you woudl like to see get Gronked this Sunday. I'd love to see Pacman Jones get Gronked but that's just me.

 

[Calciumee]

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5. Being sent to a whole world of PAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN by the Gronk

 

[Nikolai]

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We need to have a Cromartie contingency here:

"Not even wanting to try and tackle Gronk."

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Re: Gettng "Gronked" definition.

As we anticipate the Gronking of the NFL, it might be good to have a definition as to what getting "Gronked" means.

So let's pretend we are dictionary.com and come up with a difinition so everyone understands the meaning of "getting Gronked" or "being Gronked", or when we say " -------- (player name), you've just been "Gronked".

Gronked:
1. Being bearten trying to cover Gronk
2. Being run over by Gronk
3. Being crushed by a Gronk block
4. Being dragged trying to tackle Gronk

Any other definitions?

Who is the the player on the Bengals that you woudl like to see get Gronked this Sunday. I'd love to see Pacman Jones get Gronked but that's just me.

The "textbook" definition of GRONKED is actually #4.

In any case, you can also add "Ending up on the ground while trying to tackle GRONK."

 

[Sicilian]

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Might be a subset of #1, but I would add:

Having Gronk catch a ball, even though you've got him "covered".

 

[Calciumee]

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Might be a subset of #1, but I would add:

Having Gronk catch a ball, even though you've got him "covered".

Having Gronk catch a ball, even though he isn't on your team

 

[Frezo]

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The computing dictionary defines Gronk as:

2. [TMRC] To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.

gronk from FOLDOC

 

[PatsWSB47]

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Gronked: embarrassed, humiliated, exposed

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

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I'm trying to think of some clever wordplay involving those of the Polish persuasion but I don't wanna get banned...

 

[PatsWSB47]

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I'm trying to think of some clever wordplay involving those of the Polish persuasion but I don't wanna get banned...

well, how about being totaled after running into a Pole?

 

[Off The Grid]

Uh huh.

Well, frankly, I'm going to do my usual thing, which is to carve myself a tiny portion of the pie, all the while getting everybody's eyes a'rolling, on account of I do NOT subscribe to the prevalent vernacular...

***

To get GRONKED...is to be on the receiving end of what Bo Jackson did to Brian Bosworth.

***

No MORE.

No LESS.

 

[CrazyDave]

They say that Gronk is a bad mother...

 

[Nikolai]

Uh huh.

Well, frankly, I'm going to do my usual thing, which is to carve myself a tiny portion of the pie, all the while getting everybody's eyes a'rolling, on account of I do NOT subscribe to the prevalent vernacular...

Too bad you are on a Patriots board, a natural habitat for pretentious contrarians. Your slice of the pie isn't all that small.

 

[Steve Grogan]

Shouldn't we wait until someone is "Gronked" in a regular season game?

 

[Nikolai]

Shouldn't we wait until someone is "Gronked" in a regular season game?

Well, if we don't define it, how will we know when it happens?

 

[stinkypete]

Gronked - To be disproportionally shamed in public by an opponent.

 

[Off The Grid]

Well, if we don't define it, how will we know when it happens?

If Gronk Gronked somebody in The Dead of Night...would anyone hear it??

 

[efin98]

They say that Gronk is a bad mother...

Shut your mouth!

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

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A variety of Gronks from over the years.

B C (comic Strip): Cast Of Characters

The Dinosaur: big but not too bright - a sort of brachiosaur with spinal plates like a stegosaurus. Sometimes called Gronk, which is the only sound he makes.