As I am on the cusp of winning a hard-earned place on the second string, any ideas as to how I should celebrate with my 1,000th post? Thoughts so far: Put my favourite song on the iPod and chart it on the thread? Whisper sweet nothings in the ears of Clonamery, Tunescribe and Terry Glenn etc? Get involved in the nostalgic Brady/Bledsoe spat going on on the main board? Admit to Harry Boy that I'm a pinko liberal who once worked for the Labour Party? Predict a 16-0 season for the Pats, Tom Brady's ascent to the Presidency in 2020 and the canonisation of BB?