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  1. reflexblue

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    Golly Gee, Sarah Palin Toilet Paper....what will they think of next? Its X-Pensive though, almost $8 a roll. Harry this is your big chance to your private parts next to Sarah.

    Sarah Palin Toilet Paper

    Sarah Palin Toilet Paper is white in color with blakish pictures of sarah palin.Wipe your precious parts with a Palin! This new and highly detailed Toilet Paper features signature phrases and the glorious portrait of Sarah Palin.Guests will go wild knowing they shall be greeted by Mrs. Palin everytime they enter your restroom. She makes any bathroom a high profile establishment and you don't even need beer or rifles. She is truly suited for the job and your rear end will thank her greatly. Get a load of her different phrases on each piece of toilet paper like "You betcha" and "Doggonit... say it ain't so, Joe!".......:rofl:
     
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    I have a $647 toilet that I just push a button and it washes my ass with hot water and then I push another button and it blow drys my ass, I only use toilet paper when I sh!t in a gas station.
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    But you could still buy a roll and put it it in your BR.
     
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    God help you if you posted a picture of Muhammad toilet paper but then again I could cut them some slack for any retaliation:rolleyes:
     
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    Ask and you shall receive.

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    Welp, I didn't know that existed.
     
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    It's probably a photo-chop.
     
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    Maybe. Anyway one roll is worth a few laughs and the other one might cause someone's death. Recent history tells me I'm not exaggerating.
     
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    Would the Liberal Art museums have the balls to put Muhammad in a jar of p!ss.
     

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