Get Your Hate On

[PatsFanInVa]

Oh, we've all got them -- the anti-binky. The person or team or even commercial that makes us feel loathing within a first visceral hateful second.

Yes, I mean good old-fashioned, you-need-an-outlet-and-that's-what-football's-for disgust.

Is it Satan Manning? Lady Tomlinson? One of our own defectors? Or perhaps you're of a humanitarian stripe, and this year only Michael Vick fits the bill.

Who makes you seethe with the white-hot fury of a thousand exploding suns? Bear in mind, this is about football, not politics, religon, race or anything else. But based on that description...

Drink a big jug of Hater-Aid, and GET YOUR HATE ON!!!

PFnV

 

[patsox23]

Shawne Merriman. An idiot. A ****y idiot. A ****y idiot who ate his words. A ****y idiot who ate his words, whiny-style.

 

[Michigan Dave]

The San Diego organization.

Bill Polian.

Indianapolis fans.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

The Pats next opponent that counts...the NY Jets with the fat Puffin as HC

 

[Patjew]

Adam, until he retires.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Adam, until he retires.

Doesn't count 'cause he's dead to me

 

[363839]

Wow. There's so much to choose from.
A smörgåsbord I tell you.
You for got to mention a certain coach in NJ.
But I gotta go with Polian.
It's hard for me to hate the players.

 

[Tunescribe]

Scumbag Vick (evil cretin)

Bill Polian (meglomaniac)

Peyton Manning (prima donna)

Clinton Portis (rocks for brains)

Daniel Snyder (spoiled 12-year-old)

Marshall Faulk (terrible announcer)

Deion Sanders (know-it-all who really knows very little)

Bryant Gumbel (smarmy reverse-racist calling play-by-play)

The stupid commercial they keep repeating on NFLN where that band if idiots sings "Viva Viagra."

 

[fumbrunner]

The stupid commercial they keep repeating on NFLN where that band if idiots sings "Viva Viagra."

THAT may be the worst tv commercial of all time. I cringe every time i see it

 

[BB_dynasty]

Joseph Addai, very over hyped, only good thanks to an amazing line. But I really don't hate anyone that much, i also dislike the Raiders and Steelers organizations. But I take most anger out on Barry Bonds.

 

[Frezo]

That crummy little kid on the Verizon commercials.

 

[TomBrady'sGoat]

I used to hate Joey Porter, but time has passed and he's become even more irrelevant (not that he ever did much against NE).

Polian is a bad human being, but I don't know if I care enough to hate him.

Vick, obviously. Though I don't know if he counts as a football player any longer.

I could never hate Vin, and if I did my wife would leave me.

I hate borderline calls. If pass interference isn't obvious then it isn't affecting the receiver's ability to catch the ball. If a rusher's arm brushes the QB it can't hurt him and shouldn't be called roughing.

I hate Oakland. Oakland fans actually think they affect the way opponents perform, as if 300 lb. football players are afraid of guys in make-up. The whole "bad boy" mentality is pretty lame and annoying when the networks actually buy into it. Oh, and the team proudly wears the "tough and undisciplined" persona yet complain when they get more penalties called against them than other teams.

I hate Chris Berman, but who doesn't?

I hate the passer rating stat.

I hate it that many other fans hate the Patriots. What's to hate? They're too good?

Alright, that's too much hate for now.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I figured I'd hate some Colts or Chargers, but really, I am not feeling it.

Tonight, however, I have a total hate-on for my fantasy football keeper league. Draft was set at 11 pm. It's 50 bucks to be in again this year. I didn't know last year it was a keeper league, so I did all this "wheeling and dealing" while other people were hoarding.

To top it off, I came in 3rd, so I drafted 10th... BUT THE DRAFT DIDN'T THREAD! So there I was with no top-flight running back, most of the good backs off the board to start with because other people had kept them, and a 10th and 22nd overall pick in the first three rounds.

My starting backs are Thomas Jones and Jerious Norwood (one of my big quasisleeper projects, I'll admit... but still.)

I hate this league. I really, really hate this league.

PFnV

 

[Patdown93]

Shawn freakin' Merriman

 

[DarrylS]

In no particular order..

Bill Polian

The Jets, their players and most of all their green coated m....f...ing fans, they used to wear their gear in the early 90's when they were relevant on our turf... tried to use the NY mistique.. how's that working for you now

The Dolpins, their players and orange coated sissy m.. f..ers.. see jets fans above, living on the Marino legacy.

Don Criqui and Randy Cross, make my Pats enjoyment painful..

My son in law.. oh, never mind..

 

[Halifax_Pats_Fan]

Let me preface this by sayin hate is a strong word.

That being said there are some honorable mentions that annoy me and they are, in no particular order..

- Tomlinson
- Polian
- Merriman
- Global Coverage (only Canucks would get this one)
- Vick (in a kind of feel sorry for him way, he hasn't grown up yet)
- Bailey
- Gumbal
- Bronco nation kinda annoys me, Sharpe in particular

Ironically enough I don't mind the Colts (players), Irvin, Sanders.

 

[PatsDeb]

Hate is too strong a word. However, there are several people who bring out the intense competative sports dislike in me. The person at the top of the list is Peyton Manning. I thought I was getting over this. I laughed at him when he was on Saturday Night Live, and he seems like a pretty nice guy on the field. But when I see him on the sidelines or the field with his big head stuffed into his helmet, it all comes back. I want to see him crushed (not physically, just winning-wise) in every game he plays!! His somehow holy coach St. Dungy is a close second!! OOOOOHHH I hate those guys!! There, I said it. Hopefully I have not jinxed us.

 

[richpats]

Adam Vinatieri. All other players are tolerable in comparison.

 

[stinkypete]

The Denver Broncos.

Watching the Broncos blow a playoff birth against San Francisco was the highlight of New Year's eve.

Come to think of it, I enjoyed watching Denver collapse more than I enjoyed our win over Tennessee that same day.

 

[patsfaninpa]

I hate the Miami Dolphins. Starting with that arrogant pri** Shula, then Marino, then Jimmy Johnson, then Pornstache. I'd probably like Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor if they weren't on that damn team.

I really hate Chad Johnson. Ocho Cinco...err..Ochenta Cinco. Whatever he's calling himself these days. Have never seen an athlete more self-centered than him. Well, maybe TO.

Fans who think it was a fluke that the Pats won 3 Super Bowls in 4 years. Boy, are they going to be pissed when we win 5 in 8!!