http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushresume.htm George W. Bush The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW Washington, D.C. 20500 Past Work Experience - Ran for congress and lost. - Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. - Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. - Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. - With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments in Previous Positions - Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. - Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America. - Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. - Set record for most executions by any governor in American history. - Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.