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  1. Holy Diver

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    WARNING! Reports out of Southern Arizona are saying that Al Quaeda Mexico is currently sending gay sleeper agents across our border to get married, take away our guns, join unions and blow up our buildings. Phase 1 of this operation is almost complete. The border agents are powerless to stop them. Mostly because of our Nazi-Communist-socialist islamo facisct president Barack HUSSEEIN Obama is on the side of the Taliban Muslims who are currently stockpiling nuclear weapons in Iran.

    Phase 2 begins when these anchor-sleeper-cell babies each have abortions then have multiple offspring. These babies will all grow up as US citizens, and when given the 'trigger' will raise your taxes! Since Obama is a socialist communist neo muslim, he will inact martial law, and take away all the white women.

    Phase 3 is in its beginning stages as we speak, the building of thousands of Mosques across the hallowed lands of this once great nation. It begins in New York, where the freedom tower will actually be built as a giant Allah, not a building. Mt Rushmore is next on the agenda. The faces will be replaced with Malcom X, Muhammad Ali, Allah (himself) and Ahmad Rashad.

    The Gay Mexican terrorists are the first phase...if we can stop them, we might just be able to fend off this disaterous future. But I cant do it alone! I need a bunch of old crusty republicans who are FED UP with what this country has become (over the last 16 months...not the Bush years...but the Obama ones) I need YOU ALL to get some flags, and signs, rally around freedom, and god. Do what the founders framed in our constitution in the name of great americans like Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris. Defend Freedom!
     
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    No not Socialist Nazi obomunissim terrorist anchor babies ready to spread their spawn..... call Harry, call wolfie, and for Gods sake call 13!!!!
     
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    Oh Jesus........:eek:

    "do you senior Pablo take Hose to be your wife"
    "si"
    "do you senior Hose take Pablo to be your wife"
    "si"
    "hatcheewawa, carumba"

    I'm gettin married in the morning
    Ding Dong the bells are gonna ring
     
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    ...HOSE!!!!

    priceless
     
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    Awesome

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  6. Holy Diver

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    Are there any Homosexual Eskimos.

    :confused::confused:

    Dear Slobberers,
    Please don't be upset at that question as I have never heard of one.
     
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  9. Holy Diver

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    Homoseskimos?

    sure...tons...
     
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    I wonder if they "rub noses"......:confused:
     
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    depends on what you consider a 'nose' to be.
     
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    Why should they bother doing that? They already have liberals like you accomplishing all those things for them.

    Like most of history's great nations, America's demise will come from within. People like you are seeing to it.
     
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    hahahahah...

    Like how the Soviet Union was undone by gay liberals...?

    yeah.....liberals brought down the roman empire too.

    I believe it was the progressive movement that also lead to the fall of the British empitre.




    couldnt have anything to do with Afghanistan, Christianity, decadence, monetary trouble, or military problems?


    NO its liberals!



    Did Liberals beat the $#!t out of you as a child?
     
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    Awesome! I didn't read the little story but that pic probably sums it up. For some reason The Three Amigos comes to mind, I don't think they were gay though, who knows.
     
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    No. It has to do with illegal immigration, the rampant welfare and entitlement state, the fact that half the people in this country pay a net of 0 income taxes, all the people sitting back waiting for their free hand outs, back breaking national debt, ever increasing taxes on those of us who actually work, the desire to socialize and ration health care and did I mention illegal immigration?
    No, they're just beating the $%&# out of my country on a regular basis.
     
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    Gay Mexican Al Qaeda members are coming to get you!
     
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    :rofl: ... freaking Harry Boy ...

    Jose
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    Hose


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    Tsk, tsk, tsk. Someone needs to learn their comedy classics. :cool:

    Zorro, the Gay Blade (1981)
     

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