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    When my son was 3 I was picking him up from daycare. A 3 year old girl came up to us and the conversation went like this :

    Girl : "Andrew is my boyfriend'.
    Andrew : "No I'm not".
    Girl : "You'll be my boyfriend when I tell you to be, buddy".

    3 years old :D
     
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    my nephew trying to help clean up the toys, after a day at my pond
     
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    My eldest daughter when she was 3 describing the story of Cinderella: "it's about a girl and her fu(king step-sisters."
     
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    You'll LOVE this one... It's pretty heretical, but, hey, that's never stopped me before... My Young Cousin, when We were at Church some year's ago when I spent a Summer with my Aunt and Uncle, said to Me before He went up to take Communion, "Excuz, me Seahn, I gat to goh up to de Alter now so I cahn Eat sum Jesus...".
     
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    When my oldest son was very young I was getting him out of the tub and drying him off when he looked down at his willie and says
    "Hey Dad it looks just like Darth Vaders' helmet."
     
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    I was watching the Florida-Oklahoma game on Thursday. It was halftime and the band was on the field.

    My 9 year old says :

    "Wow. That's a lot of people. I wish I had a knife so I could cut their heads off".
     
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    Right then he got a taste of years to come with women
     
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    :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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    If I suddenly stop posting one day . . . you'll know what happened ;)
     
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    Just make sure you never send him to band camp.
     
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    Froim my 6 year old son...

    Son: What's that? (pointing to the exhaust pipe on my truck)
    Me: That's the exhaust pipe.
    Son: Oh, does that mean your truck is tired?

    :D It was hilarious.
     
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    riding in the car with my 9 yr old and 5 yr old girls.

    the 5 yr old pipes up "For breakfast I like to eat my buggers"

    I respond, "What Planet did I get you from?" and without missing a beat my 9 year old
    says to me "Uranus!!!!!"

    I was laughing too hard to get mad.

    Another time we drove by a guy dressed up in a Little Caesars outfit and the 5 year old says in a perfectly straight voice "Dad, look, a retard"
     
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    lol @ these posts. good stuff
     
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    My 5 year old told me the other nite that he wants the 9 year old girl that lives across the street to be (and I quote) "the mother of my children when I grow up". No she's pretty, no first kiss, kid is jumping right to having kids. Lovely.
     

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