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  1. mojocaster.com

    mojocaster.com Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Jun 11, 2007
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    Before I say anything else, please don't go all upset about this. This is very much tongue in cheek, so if your personal PC beliefs are easily offended, please move on to another thread. This is all in fun, no hatred or hidden agendas here. Just some pretty unusual names... to wit:


    QB Gibran Hamdan Bills

    FB Lousaka Polite Dolphins

    RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis Patriots
    RB Knowshon Moreno Broncos

    WR Legedu Naanee Chargers
    WR Kassim Osgood Chargers
    WR Mohamed Massaquoi Browns
    WR Syndric Steptoe Browns
    WR Limas Sweed Steelers

    TE Brandon Manumaleuna Chargers
    TE Alge Crumpler Titans

    C Rudy Niswanger Chiefs
    G Ike Ndukwe chiefs
    G Uche Nwaneri Jaguars
    OT Trai Essex Steelers
    OT Troy Kropog Titans

    DE Ropati Pitoitua Jets
    DE Tamba Hali Chiefs
    DE Ziggy Hood Steelers
    DT Sione Pouha Jets
    DT Ogemdi Nwagbuo Chargers
    DT Haloti Ngata Ravens
    DT Amobi Okoye Texans
    DT Fili Moala Colts
    DT Sen'Derrick Marks Titans

    LB Akin Ayodele Dolphins
    LB Isaiah Ekejiuba Raiders
    LB Brendon Ayanbadejo Ravens
    LB Rey Maualuga Bengals
    LB Kaluka Maiava Browns

    CB Ashton Youboty Bills
    CB James Ihedigbo Jets
    CB Nnamdi Asomugha Raiders

    S Brendon Ayanbadejo Ravens
    S Troy Polamalu Steelers
    S Chinedum Ndukwe Bengals

    P Dave Zastudil Browns


    QB Seneca Wallace Seahawks
    QB Caleb Hanie Bears
    QB Sage Rosenfels Vijings

    FB Naufahu Tahi Vikings
    FB Ovie Mughelli Falcons
    FB Olaniyi Sobomehin Saints
    RB LaRod Stephens-Howling Cardinals
    RB Samkon Gado Rams
    RB DeCori Birmingham Panthers

    WR Sinorice Moss Giants
    WR Antwaan Randle El Redskins
    WR Anquan Boldin Cardinals
    WR Arnaz Battle 49ers
    WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh Seahawks
    WR Ben Obomanu Seahawks
    WR Devin Aromashodu Bears
    WR Juaquin Iglesias Bears
    WR Yamon Figurs Lions
    WR Muhsin Muhammad Panthers

    TE Devin Frischknecht Packers
    TE Visanthe Shiancoe Packers

    OT Fenuki Tupou Eagles
    OT Ephraim Salaam Lions
    OT Quinn Ojinnaka Falcons
    OT Breno Giacomini Packers
    G Deuce Lutui Cardinals
    G Chilo Rachal 49ers
    G Mansfield Wrotto Seahawks
    G ackenzy Bernadeau Panthers

    DT Junior Siavii Cowboys
    DT Israel Idonije Bears
    DT Matt Toeaina Bears
    DT Ricky Jean-Francois 49ers
    DT Aubrayo Franklin 49ers
    DT B.J. Raji Packers
    DT Peria Jerry Falcons
    Dt Maake Kemoeatu Panthers
    DE Kenny Iwebema Cardinals
    DE Chike Okeafor Cardinals
    DE Osi Umenyiora Giants
    DE Victor Abiamiri Eagles
    DE Brian Orakpo Redskins
    DE Kentwan Balmer 49ers
    DE Isaac Sopoaga 49ers
    DE Victor Adeyanju Rams
    DE C.J. Ah You Rams
    DE Adewale Ogunleye Bears
    DE Stylez White Buccaneers

    LB Moise Fokou Eagles
    LB Mathias Kiwanuka Giants
    LB Takeo Spikes 49ers
    LB Lofa Tatupu Seahawks
    LB Hunter Hillenmeyer Bears
    LB Pisa Tinoisamoa Bears
    LB Brady Poppinga Packers
    LB Kenny Onatolu Vikings
    LB Na'il Diggs Panthers
    LB Niko Koutouvides Bucs

    CB Orlando Scandrick Cowboys
    CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie Cardinals
    CB Dre' Bly 49ers
    CB Captain Munnerlyn Panthers
    Cb Aqib Talib Bucs

    S Oshiomogho Atogwe Rams
    S Al Afalava Bears
    S Atari Bigby Packers
    S Husain Abdullah Vikings
    S Pierson Prioleau Saints
    S Sabby Piscitelli Bucs

    P Sav Rocca Eagles
    P Chris Kluwe Vikings
    PK Shaun Suisham Redskins
  2. Ian

    Ian Administrator Staff Member

    Mar 5, 2000
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    #34 Jersey

    I think the only thing I'd get upset about is the fact you took the time to actually through and find all of those names :D

    Lot's of unusual names indeed - not too many "John Smith's" in the NFL these days. Although they need to also play well to be unique, and if they have both a unique name and talent it obviously gives them the opportunity to cash in as far as Jerseys, etc. are concerned.

    We'll have to see if any of these guys become household names. People tend to learn to pronounce names of talented guys correctly :)

  3. mojocaster.com

    mojocaster.com Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Jun 11, 2007
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    What can I say, it was the halftime show, and I can't stand half those clowns, so I had the free time :)

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