"Fornicate" means the "F" word I'm not allowed to talk dirty on here. I buried somebody a couple of months ago: It's disgusting how much it costs to dig a hole and bury somebody, undertakers are scumbags just like politicians. I had a friend in Cambridge that was an undertaker, he was a Greek, he told me once If a male member of my family died when I kneel down to pray beside the casket to turn my head to the right until I am able to see the deceased's legs, he said that some undertakers steal the pants from the suit that the family has provided, they give these pants to their own family. Many people speak to the dead body when they kneel some undertakers have hidden microphones at the head of the casket, the undertaker tapes some of the things the visitors say and then they replay them for their friends while they are all drinking, these are some of the things people say to a dead person. (remember this the next time you go to a wake) These are the things that were on the tape my friend gave me (he's dead now) âOh dear God, say it isnât soâ âWhat the hell did you do with your keysâ? âOh Mary Mother Of Jesus, you look just like your sleepingâ âThey should have closed your coffin, you look like sh!t" âWhy didnât the bastards put your glasses on youâ âThatâs not how you combed your hairâ âOh God, weâre all going to miss you so muchâ âNobody will miss you, you rotten son of a b!tch" âIâm so sorry darling, forgive me, I thought you were having an affairâ âI hope your wife doesnât find out you were sleeping with meâ âWe found your Blow Up Rubber Womenâ âSo long idiotâ âThanks, you dirty son of a b!tch" âIâm moving in with your wife next month, weâre going to Yellowstone in the new Motor Home you just bought, I hope your shirts will fit meâ âGo to hellâ "Rot In Hell" âMom told me you werenât my real father, did you know thatâ? âShove your money up your assâ âYou hit the lottery this morning, the guy thatâs been running around with your wife found the ticket under your bed when he was putting his shoes onâ âYou dirty Bastardâ "Ha Ha Ha I knew you'd die before me you moron" "Now what"