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  1. Harry Boy

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    Well now, I was adjusting the settings on a TV and I read in the instruction book to get a more realistic coloring is to focus on a persons "Flesh Tone"

    Holy sh!t, whose flesh tone, this racist crap has been right under our noses and nobody has noticed it but me, I just sent an e-mail out to all the TV manufacturer's I could think of warning them of their Racist Instruction Booklets.

    Poll:
    Whose Flesh Tone Should We Use
    White
    Chinese
    Tibetan
    African American
    Native American
    Eskimo
    Greek
    Latino
    Nova Scotian
    Floridian
    Cantabridgians (pasty faced liberals)

    VOTE EARLY (judge can't change your vote)
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    Harry and the Flesh Tones...sounds like a good name for a rock band. You could play the skin flute, i'm sure you know how. :rocker:
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    I miss Dave Barry
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    Dave Barry :confused: Dave Dingle Barry ? :singing:
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    I had to lie down for awhile, I'm amazed that the Loony Politically Correct Police haven't caught up with this one yet, I just sent another e-mail out to MSNBC's "Mush Mouth Matthews"
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    I remember the "flesh" crayon when I was a kid. My best friend in 4th grade was really dark-skinned black kid named Wesley and I thought back then that the name of the crayon was dumb. Everyone knows flesh is red with white fatty stuff mixed in.

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    My favorite flesh tone color growing up, was vagina pink. :D Matter of fact, it still is too.
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    I think it would be fun to turn all the white people yellow, the black people white and the yellow people black.
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    Yeah, but what about your TV, if you did that it would screw up your "contrast, brightness and tint"
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    You don't know Dave Barry?? He always used to say "that would be a good name for a rock band". He was a humor columnist for the Miami Herald but his column was carried nationally. He also has many books out as well. I find him to be extremely funny and I'd advise you to give him a read. I'm sure you can google a bunch of articles by him to get a taste.
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    I liked the "large main on-line dog" and the "emergency auxiliary dog."
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    Would that we could so easily give ourselves a rotation or two through the "options" before we came to conclusions about the prevalence or absence of racism as an ongoing institutional problem that must be combated.

    As to Harry's comment, something tells me his screen dimmed quite some time ago.

    PFnV
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    Freaking Harry ... thanks for the laugh.:p:p:p
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    I just thought of a lot of sh!t I could say about adjusting your TV.s coloring but I have to think about it for awhile, in the meantime go back to that NY Mosque thread, or the one about Barney Frank.

    DEAD MAN FOUND IN CEMETERY
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    Quick Helen, look at that guys flesh.

    :bricks:

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