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FLASH: Raiders sign Duane Starks ...This is NOT a joke!

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  1. italia44

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    per NFL Network.......Oakland signs CB Duane Starks
    to a 1 year FA contract.

    People I would sign before Duane Starks:

    1.)Koo Starks......British model? involved in Sex scandal with Royal Family member

    2.)Charles Starkweather.....Serial Killer,who along with Carol Fugate was featured in the movie Badlands.

    NAH! forget it.....

    On a lighter note:AL Davis is still dead.
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

    Starks was on the Raiders last year.
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

    I know,I know.....but it ruins the joke
    (just looking for props for getting Koo Starks into a football forum)
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

    Is he the 'root' for "stark naked"?
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

    and for the Raiders, that was an upgrade.
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

    No, I think he's lead singer for Stark Naked & The Car Thieves. He might be lame, but he still got game!
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

    Only if you outbid the Bengals..............
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

    The Raiders actually have two very good corners in Namdi Asomungha (sp?) and Fabian Washington. Them re-signing Starks would be like us re-signing Ray Mickens.
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

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    On a lighter note:AL Davis is still dead.[/QUOTE]

    Youre close. Actually, Al's Starks raving mad....Okay, I'll quit before I get exiled to the Raders' board.
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

    I wish him well.

    We all want players who play hurt, but when they do, even if there's nobody else, we crucify them.:rolleyes:
     
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    Re: FLASH:Raiders sign Duane Starks..This is NOT a joke!

    Koo Stark, oh yeah. She was a B Movie actress who Prince Andrew was linked with before of course he got married to Sarah Ferguson.

    Not a real fan of the royals but I do remember Koo Stark well because she was an integral part of a number of boyhood fantasies. ;)
     

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