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    Okay, I've read all the play-by-play breakdowns in the Monty Beisel thread, and I've figured out how to fix this. But I need some input from people who really know the rule book.

    Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

    Inquiring minds and all that.

    PFnV
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    Haha!

    He might have the body, just not the mind or heart.

    Realistically, instead of a joystick, can't they put a mic in his helmet and just tell him where to run (left/right) and when to tackle?

    I think I read recently that defensive players could get helmet mics.
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    You can't fix Beisel, even with those fancy fiber optics and a joystick.
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    I often wonder if some of Monty's troubles aren't from weakness because he goes home and bangs that hot wife of his every night.
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    Biesel can't be fixed. You can't get the parts anymore,the factory went out of business.
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    I know what they did when I had my dog fixed. Monty plays like he's already been fixed.
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    Maybe suggesting that the ballcarrier on any given team is doing the same would be an effective motivational ploy...
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    I know you guys can do better than this.
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    Belichick already said that he can't play Madden worth a damn. Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
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    Very astute observation! I'm sure some of you out there are pretty good wit da ol' joystick, but I digress. :)

    P.S. - Can I be banned for that crack?
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    We need "Bateman" from the replacements.
    Or what's the waterboy doing now?
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    I think you've got the solution. No sex for Monty during the season.

    Of course the woman has needs. I am available.:rocker:
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    Ummm...I could be wrong but I think that last picture should have a note next to it saying "Not appropriate for work" unless of course you work at Hustler magazine.
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    Right now, they'd work out JUSTINE Bateman
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