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    AFP: Iran anniversary 'punch' will stun West: Khamenei

    I know there is another thread on this subject, but with the day approaching....I thought this would be a good time to make some predictions, funny or serious ?


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    TEHRAN — Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Monday that Iran is set to deliver a "punch" that will stun world powers during this week's 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution.

    "The Iranian nation, with its unity and God's grace, will punch the arrogance (Western powers) on the 22nd of Bahman (February 11) in a way that will leave them stunned," Khamenei, who is also Iran's commander-in-chief, told a gathering of air force personnel.
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    What do these barbaric, loonie-losers mean by "The West"? I don't think any European country is west of them.

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    I have two fantasy baseball drafts starting tomorrow, this had better no f*ck those up.

    Seriously, it's hard to believe nothing will happen as Iran will look ridiculous if the day passes normally but I also don't believe they have the power to "deliver a punch that will stun the world" so I expect the day to pass and nothing to have happened.
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    :rofl: ............... :eat2: .................... :eat3:
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    YouTube - 2012 Movie Warns of Terror Attack Vancouver 2010 Olympics

    Don't the Winter Olympics start on Fri? I'm not being dogmatic about anything, but from everything I've read, it seems like TPTB are preparing for a false flag of some sort at the Winter Olympics - you can bet it'll be blamed on Iran, and to boot, they could use this as an excuse to form the North American Union with the new Amero currency.
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    1) They test some sort of new rocket (well, "new" meaning new for them).

    2) The test fails

    3) They claim it was a smashing success
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    They're going to anounce a plan, a manned mission to the Sun....they're going to land at night.
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    I was thinking Ayatollah Khomeini will return on a flying camel.

    Iran will then issue a series of movies:

    "Planet of Khomeini"
    "Beneath the Planet of Khomeini"
    "Escape From the Planet of Khomeini"
    "Conquest of the Planet of Khomeini"
    "Battle For the Planet of Khomeini"
    "Return to the Planet of Khomeini"
    "
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    O.K. I'll run with it.....

    "Ruhollah Khomeini and his Flying Carpet"

    "Ali Khomeini and the Forty Virgins".

    "Return of the Khomeini"

    "The West Strikes Back"

    "Revenge of the Ayatullahs"

    "The Phantom Menace.....Attack of the Infadels"

    "The Phantom Menace.....Attack of the Infadels 11"

    And the Epic classic...."Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves of Tehran" ....Now playing in a Theocracy near you!!!
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    Very well said..
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    I know what you mean, reading it again it :confused: me, and i wrote it.
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    Pizza Hut is set to introduce a new item on Feb 11th. This new deep dish sensation is guaranteed to shock the world..... The new Supreme Leader Supreme Pizza, only at Pizza Hut.
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    Cue Iranian claims of weather control in five... four...three...two...one...
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    What's wrong with this? The sun IS cooler at night, is it not?:confused::p
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    Your right now that i've had a couple it makes sense all over again. Seriously if you look at the quote in darryls post the sentence isn't punctuated, so when ahh...never mind.
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    I would question the source, since this story is not getting a lot of coverage. Perhaps in the right context, what is meant is that Iran will stun the world by showing their people are unified behind the leadership. But, as a liberal I can hope hope they stun the world by announcing humanitarian reforms, or I suppose conservatives could hope they stun the world by doing something that gives us another opportunity to put our troops in harm's way, something a lot of conservatives (like Sarah Palin) are gunning for with regard to Iran.
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    I would question the lack of coverage.:bricks:
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    They will announce that the Revolution was a failure and that they now will renounce Muhammad and Islam. They will then accept Jesus Christ as their savior and then wade into the Capsian Sea for a mass baptism.
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    I like these ... :yeahthat: ... nice work ... :eat3:

    The first one ... perhaps we could let Real World do the casting for that one. :D
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    And then 30 years later, Marky Mark will make another "Planet of the Khomeini" where the Ayatollah takes Lincoln's place in the Lincoln Memorial :D

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