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  1. Bostonian1962

    Bostonian1962 In the Starting Line-Up

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    My nephew's cousin's sister's son's dog was at the actual J. Sullivan's Conditioning Test, that he recently passed. I am told, here is how it went down:

    My source tells me that he pulled a Rosie Ruiz, and hopped into the course mid-way through. He had his cousin, Jimmy "Loose Hips" Sullivan feign a heart attack over by the Blocking Dummies. BB, and others tended to him, and just at that point Jonathan crosses the finish line, gets down for push-ups yelling "ninety nine, ONE HUNDRED"! The Patriots brass turns around, stunned at his record time in the conditioning drill!

    For the record, this dog is a GREAT source. He was house trained by two months of age, so this is solid info I'm forwarding.
     
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    shmessy Maude Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    #75 Jersey

    Does he know NEM?
     
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    HOW could BB be so inperseptive?!?! I say cut him straight away and trade Deion Branch plus our next two #1s to the Jets for Mangini. And while we're at it, I'd like a second package deal that includes Seymour and Brady for Noodle Arm and whoever they have playing DE this season. I'm too lazy to look. Screw it.
     
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    That must be Brian Griese's old circus dog that pushed him down the stairs.
     
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    Finally, an eyewitness account!
     
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    My dog Can't drive stick so he can't go check out practice for me..he's a great talent evaluator! Told me to draft the doberman with the harelip for my FF QB!
     
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    Murphys95 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    LOL! Too funny.
     
  8. Bostonian1962

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    Some very funny responses, but I don't know which of you were the funniest. Let me take a poll: Rover, Spot, and Lassie, get over here...........
     
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    Could we also trade Dillon and Maroney for C. Martin?
     

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